lil scallion

aspiring paramour

[lil scallion @Lumples]

Odds I drink this entire bottle of wine

[lil scallion @Lumples]

@Wendys paid 6.99 for a plain cheeseburger and to have an Ai thing take my order the drive through. Never eating here again

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

rhaenyra defending democracy by enforcing the separation between church and state VOTE RHAENYRA 2028

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

People with 6 teeth defending people with 8 yachts is one of the greatest political achievements in modern history.

[Wisconsin Homer @wisconsintakes]

Minnesotans are what Texans think they are.

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Republican efforts to strip Dems of what little power they have in Kansas and Missouri are failing MISERABLY

[SoCal Cynic @PatrioticPerv]

“The Supreme Court has ruled in favor of Texas invalidating all of Houston’s ballots”

[ArmenianAbs III @ArmenianAbs3]

Tim Scott grieving the loss of Lyndsey….

[Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes]

The new senator of South Carolina 😭

[weisselberger @weisselbergers]

Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell were reunited tonight after an upbeat 20-minute phone call.

[ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged]

Using Mitch McConnell's vegetative corpse-to-be as a political blockade to a special election is such an on-brand Mitch McConnell thing to do.

[MaceAhWindu @MaceAhWindu]

I’m crying he actually kinda fucked with Simon lmfaooooooo

[kris jenner @femaleviIlian]

rhaenyra the cruel rhaenyra the kind rhaenyra the triumphant rhaenyra the communist

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

Ten years ago today, J. D. Vance called Trump “cultural heroin” in The Atlantic: “To every complex problem, he promises a simple solution … He never offers details for how these plans will work, because he can’t," Vance wrote of Trump.

Read the piece: https://t.co/RgEhVdJBZx

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Literary what Martha Stewart went to federal prison for and he just announces his kids are all guilty.

[Scott Lemieux @LemieuxLGM]

I'm also going to take a wild guess that Kavanaugh's "we are not bound by historical meanings if anything has changed since the relevant legal text was enacted/ratified" theory is not going to be applied to the Second Amendment

[Flyover State Enjoyer @BG_Elections]

This is going down as one of the best days in Twitter history

[sigmund foid @intentionalisms]

Gorsuch dissent is like only two pages long but it’s hilarious, he’s effectively arguing it’s fine to withhold birthright citizenship to temporary visitors but *not* to illegal immigrants, an answer that pleases exactly no one and might be the worst possible one. Never change, Neil

[Jessy Han @hjessy_]

Virginia Democrats should hang her portrait in their homes like she’s FDR

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Andor is going to go down as one of the best and most culturally relevant shows of all time, mark my words.