Ian Harvey

[Ian Harvey @Lumpy1980]

@MrJamesMay I pulled over in my truck 🫡

[Ian Harvey @Lumpy1980]

@JeremyClarkson By taste or personality?

[Ian Harvey @Lumpy1980]

@OliLondonTV Maybe she should embrace the hair and go the whole way. Become the first dark haired ��Cousin it’ from the Addams Family?

[Ian Harvey @Lumpy1980]

@DaveGorman you know you have made it when you become an ‘Answer Smash’ answer on Richard Osmans House of Games. 👌

[Ian Harvey @Lumpy1980]

@fesshole I’ve been to the tailors for years and I only ever get asked which sock do I tuck it into..! 🤔

[Ian Harvey @Lumpy1980]

@Lindahill50Hill @MartinSLewis But I was told by my dad that’s why there is rumble strips on the sides of roads. To stop the blind divers coming off the edges. 🤣

Are you a parent too..? Maybe it’s a parent thing?

[Ian Harvey @Lumpy1980]

@WillTatton @bobbyllew But didn’t @MrJamesMay come up with the answer years ago. Turn the motorways into bumper car tracks with the power being supplied over head and picked up by a metal rod into your car. Back To The Future style if you will..? Charge and drive all the way..!

[Ian Harvey @Lumpy1980]

@HMRCcustomers No, I just keep scribbling on them and sending them back. I’m not about to open somebody else’s post.

[Ian Harvey @Lumpy1980]

@HMRCcustomers I need to find out who is listed at my address because I keep getting letters for somebody who no longer lives here. I keep returning them and keep getting them sent back!! Getting very annoyed now!

[Ian Harvey @Lumpy1980]

@OctopusEnergy Hi guys, I know it’s really busy and I appreciate the time and effort involved in the tracker tariff but I was told I should be both fuels switched by 7th. All emails and questionnaires replied to explaining this but I’m still waiting? Has it been held up at all?

[Ian Harvey @Lumpy1980]

@zoevenditozzi Was shocked to read your tweet so did some digging. Pornhub has a whole section dedicated to it so I guess it’s becoming normalised in some cirlces and in fact in some, promoted..! 🤔

[Ian Harvey @Lumpy1980]

@VodafoneUK So yet another advisor, and yet another saga starting from the beginning.. This will be my 4th advisor today.. Can you not just look on your own system and see the full story!!

[Ian Harvey @Lumpy1980]

@VodafoneUK thanks for the helpful advice from your agent as to what to do when your system can’t create an order you had me waiting for 3 hours on the phone to create.

[Ian Harvey @Lumpy1980]

@VodafoneUK Well I guess that’s another one of your agents left me hanging.. I have been trying to get this sorted since 10:00 this morning (14/11/2022) and I don’t know if it’s shift change or what but no communication since 15:10

[Ian Harvey @Lumpy1980]

@fesshole I must admit, I thought this had an entirely different direction for that poor dog. I’m so glad you wasn’t that drunk and decided any holes a goal so to speak.

[Ian Harvey @Lumpy1980]

@WLSturdevant Looking good there buddy! 🤙 Need to find a way of adding ‘Mc’ to your name somewhere. Although I’m not sure Mcwilliam works? 🤔

[Ian Harvey @Lumpy1980]

@WLSturdevant I'm so sorry to hear this has happened.

[Ian Harvey @Lumpy1980]

@robbeckettcomic Mate I agree.. I bought a can to try. Had the first couple and thought they aren't bad. The next thing I know 10 minutes later the can is empty and I'm sat there thinking guess I liked them after all.. 😳

[Ian Harvey @Lumpy1980]

@joelycett why am I slightly worried as to what this may smell of??

[Ian Harvey @Lumpy1980]

@LiNzEe1991 Parenting goals compete.. 😂👍