Lumpy

[Lumpy @LumpyACED]

My hero 🥰 https://t.co/NdnNWqlheK

[Lumpy @LumpyACED]

@oraesque No colours, no ace vest. Poor thing.

[Lumpy @LumpyACED]

@oraesque Must be nice to get out and get all the attention.

[Maria Colgan @SQLMaria]

Huge thanks to the #orclapex community at #Kscope19 for letting me crash their open mic night to announce the immediate availability of APEX, ORDS, and SQL Dev Web on the #Oracle #Autonomous #Database More details on https://t.co/dnfenlziQ1

[TrumpDBA @TrumpDBA]

In the “old days” if you were DBA and you had good query performance, you were basically immune from criticism. Remember, “It’s the code stupid.” Today I have, as DBA, perhaps the greatest database in history...and to the Management, it means NOTHING. But it will!

[RYAN SΞAN ADAMS @RyanSAdams]

Remember these?

"TCP/IP & Netscape announce partnership to make internet accessible"

"SMTP & Gmail team up on web-based email client"

"POP3 partners with Microsoft Outlook"

Me neither

If your crypto protocol can announce a partnership, it's probably a company

[Sabine Heїmsath 🇺🇦🇪🇺😷 @oraesque]

Customised my #APEXworld2019 badge 💛💛💛
Say hello to @LumpyACED!

[Vincent Mayers @vincentmayers]

I just wrote my second blog post. #usualsuspects will understand 🤓 https://t.co/tvKxjtJfMn

[Vincent Mayers @vincentmayers]

I finally made a blog site & wrote my first blog. If you like #opensource #parties #goodtimes #java & #nerdshirts this is for you. If not, meh! https://t.co/pNiVgz5Gmn

Thank you @hazelcast @JakartaEE @sonatype @tomitribe @devnexus for making the #OSSRRR happen

[Chris Saxon @ChrisRSaxon]

WHOOOP!

The new, improved version of Databases for Developers: Foundations is now live!

We've updated this FREE, beginner's #SQL course to include @OracleLiveSQL tutorials.

So you can practice writing real SQL :)

Want to get started?

Go to https://t.co/B4RJwVPFMy

[Gwen (Chen) Shapira @gwenshap]

NoCOUG journal is impressive. Not only is it a user group with a quarterly printed journal, the topics are super relevant - devops articles for DBAs is something we need lots more of.

[Chris Saxon @ChrisRSaxon]

What's coming in XE 18c

For free!

#KScope18

[Lumpy @LumpyACED]

Yeeehaw! On my way to #Kscope18 and meet all my friends again. Stretch your selfie-arms, it‘s time to make memories!

[Lumpy @LumpyACED]

@oraesque @thatjeffsmith @RobbieDatabee @oracleace @IOUG @brost That stupid white fluffball has got nothing on me. Just wait for #Kscope18 and I will be back to claim the throne of oracle mascots

[Lumpy @LumpyACED]

W00t! I am going to #Kscope18 - #partyOn.

[Lumpy @LumpyACED]

@alanarentsen @brost Aw, I wish I was there. But @brost is not taking me out much anymore and is just leaving me to freeze in Canada.

[Maria Colgan @SQLMaria]

My final blog post of the year is dedicated to the quest for plan stability! Check out how SQL Plan Management in 12.2 allows you to define filters to limit what statements will have baselines automatically created at https://t.co/J7G2fxEBRQ

[Lumpy @LumpyACED]

Here we go again! Dueling pianos with the @odtug gang

[Lumpy @LumpyACED]

I enjoyed that https://t.co/q0MtIIgn0e

[Michelle Hardwick @datacheesehead]

I was tasked with showing Lumpy around the exhibit floor before @brost's session. He sure gets a lot of attention at #OOW17!

[Lumpy @LumpyACED]

Got to take a selfie while @brost and @stewartbryson were explaining and demoing #kafka and Event Hub Cloud Service #oow17 #oow #OOW2017