Lumpy Space Princess

heeeeey guuuuuurl..

[Lumpy Space Princess @LumpySPrincess]

this virus is so lumping stupid. it’s ruining EVERYTHING

[Lumpy Space Princess @LumpySPrincess]

nothing in the lumping fridge! what's a girl gonna eat around here!!?

[Lumpy Space Princess @LumpySPrincess]

GLOB

[Lumpy Space Princess @LumpySPrincess]

yaaas madam vice president. you better lumping WORK guuuurl.

[Lumpy Space Princess @LumpySPrincess]

crossing these lumping animals

[Lumpy Space Princess @LumpySPrincess]

gloB

[Lumpy Space Princess @LumpySPrincess]

and duh i have on a fabulous mask n glove combo happenin i’m frickin LSP what else??

[Lumpy Space Princess @LumpySPrincess]

oh my glob i’m sneaking out you guys

[Lumpy Space Princess @LumpySPrincess]

I WANT TO LEAVE THE LUMPING HOUSE TO GO SHOPPING

[Lumpy Space Princess @LumpySPrincess]

4.20

[Lumpy Space Princess @LumpySPrincess]

oh look another day where all eyes r on meh

[Lumpy Space Princess @LumpySPrincess]

i ate all of my frickin quarantine snacks! 😒 whatever

[Lumpy Space Princess @LumpySPrincess]

TAKE IT BACK!

[Gunter @GunterWenkWenk]

Wenk, wenk.

[Lumpy Space Princess @LumpySPrincess]

oh mah glob

[Lumpy Space Princess @LumpySPrincess]

SOCIAL DISTANCING WILL SAVE OUR LUMPING LIVES!

[Lumpy Space Princess @LumpySPrincess]

awh nah that virus is not getting this bod

[Lumpy Space Princess @LumpySPrincess]

my 3 moodz

[Lumpy Space Princess @LumpySPrincess]

ohmahglob

[Lumpy Space Princess @LumpySPrincess]

brad is mad because i’m making him move stuff but like it’s labor day so GET TO WORK MEN AND SERVE US WOMEN GLOB

[Lumpy Space Princess @LumpySPrincess]

i just took a DNA test turns out i’m 100% that lumping bitch