Sophia

I am weird. I will swear. You probably wont understand my humour, or just think im a dick. That's my life.

[Sophia @LumpySpaceCow]

Okay....@KinkyBootsUK show has finished now. Prepare for a long ass thread
I love me some musical theatre and when I say this show is one of the best I've seen I'm not lying! It is on par with @rockyhorroruk and @PhantomOpera as my favourite shows ever! #LondonGetsKinky

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

When you're at work and the real you almost slips out

[Tom Wilson 🇺🇦 @feedthedrummer]

Everyone will be talking about Harry Potter and Downton, but early years Maggie Smith was so so good.

[Sophia @LumpySpaceCow]

People mad a BOXER caused injury??
Kinda what you sign up for no?
It's also not cheating!
If its not cheating for Michael Phelps to compete with his natural biological differences, then it isn't for HER.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

‘Someone with a DSD cannot help the way they were born but they can choose not to cheat; they can choose not to take medals from women; they can choose not to cause injury.’ ✍️ @suzanne_moore
https://t.co/p6Qdb4lXcx

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I’m running against some folks who are billionaires.

I’m also running against others who aren’t billionaires, but get funding from billionaires.

You cannot change a corrupt system by taking its money.

[Sophia @LumpySpaceCow]

My Favourite burger place, opening a new restaurant in the town JUST moved to, opening the day before my birthday?! Kismet.

[Five Guys UK @FiveGuysUK]

1 week to go! 🥳

#Bath #FiveGuysUK

[Sophia @LumpySpaceCow]

@SimonAnthonyR @HamiltonWestEnd Oh my fucking god. This is a dream. My favourite west end actor meets my favourite musical.
Congratulations! You're going to be so good as Burr!!!

[Wyd @Its_what_its_]

#WhatsAppDown #FacebookDown #InstagramDown

Me: *checks Wi-Fi*
*disconnects from Wi-Fi*
*reconnects to Wi-Fi*
*checks WhatsApp*
*restarts phone*
*checks WhatsApp*
*checks Facebook & Instagram*
*checks Wi-Fi*

*finally checks Twitter*

Me: https://t.co/AKFfCcJu20

[Julia Pugachevsky 🇺🇦 @jaypugz]

I know this is probs just a way to try and go viral but:

1. This dumbs down the idea of healthy communication re: sex in a harmful way
2. It's the condom equivalent of dudes asking for recorded videos of consent
3. Putting on a condom ≠ automatic consent of all sexual activity

[Holly Baxter @h0llyb4xter]

I feel like we see this a lot when we talk about consent - products and strategies devised (usually by men) which address the problem of 'women saying they get raped' rather than 'women experiencing sexual assault'. I know it's an ad agency gimmick but that still matters

[Holly Baxter @h0llyb4xter]

The worrying thing is that this frames consent as a 'discussion' and implies that the real issue is that women might make it up/exaggerate after consensual sex. This is a product designed essentially to protect men from rape accusations, not to protect women from rape

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

My cannabis company Houseplant made strain specific LPs. The Sativa LP has upbeat music. The Indica LP has super mellow music. The Hybrid one is right in between.

[Leslie Garcia Bowman @lesliegbowman]

I love watching people try to hold back the tears during Phillip’s death 😂 LET IT OUT FAM!!! CRY!!! LET THAT MASCARA RUN!!!

[Sophia @LumpySpaceCow]

#TheFollowing was one of the best shows! Can we not find a way to bring #JoeCarroll back to life and him and #RyanHardy can run off together like they where supposed to?
@kevinbacon @JamesPurefoy Please make it happen? 😇😆

[Sophia @LumpySpaceCow]

@virginmedia Who?
You're he only person I'm talking to, I've not heard from anybody else
Like i said, the people that where here left without saying anything or telling us what they'd done or that they where finished.

[Sophia @LumpySpaceCow]

@virginmedia No not at all

[Sophia @LumpySpaceCow]

@virginmedia They've actually gone now. Didn't tell us they where leaving. Or that they've finished. Or even told us what they've done ....

[Sophia @LumpySpaceCow]

@virginmedia We have people currently drilling holes outside of our house and installation is apparently still booked for when we actually booked it next week. Is this not supposed to be happening???

[Sophia @LumpySpaceCow]

@virginmedia Yes, we had an installation booked for next week. But we where not informed at all that someone would be coming prior to that.

[Sophia @LumpySpaceCow]

Did this remind anyone else of Hamilton? 😂
@HamiltonMusical @HamiltonWestEnd @Lin_Manuel #Hamilton #HamiltonWroteTheOther51