Joshua Lumsden, PA-C

“To venture causes anxiety, but not to venture is to lose one's self.... to venture in the highest is precisely to be conscious of one's self.” --Kierkegaard

[Joshua Lumsden, PA-C @LumsdenJoshpa]

@ExpediaHelp Private messaging really hasn’t helped me achieve resolution on a time sensitive issue. Also, define “working”.

[Joshua Lumsden, PA-C @LumsdenJoshpa]

@AminaSriri @mithunvaghella @LizR18 @ExpediaHelp Terms and conditions on Expedia’s page says you preemptively agree when booking that you will settle via arbitration. They get to pick the mediator. They specifically exclude your right to participate in class action lawsuits.

[Joshua Lumsden, PA-C @LumsdenJoshpa]

@ExpediaHelp I’ll save you a click: you’ll have to rebook by phone, they will fail to issue the ticket, tell you they did, and you’ll find out later they didn’t when you look for your itinerary. Also, no refunds. #NeverAgain

[Joshua Lumsden, PA-C @LumsdenJoshpa]

Horrible experience trying to redeem @Icelandair credit booked on @Expedia . #NeverAgain #CustomerService

[Joshua Lumsden, PA-C @LumsdenJoshpa]

Rocco does not like being caught in the rain.

[🅛🅞🅤 @LouSchu]

Racism doesn't usually look like someone shouting slurs, it's looks like people eagerly looking for a reason why a black kid deserved to die

[Joshua Lumsden, PA-C @LumsdenJoshpa]

Arby's answers the question about what acid reflux would be like if it were a sandwich.

[Joshua Lumsden, PA-C @LumsdenJoshpa]

Paris only reinforces my belief that empathy is the only way to go.

[John Dingell @JohnDingell]

If you're trying to take it easy tonight, drink whenever someone actually answers a question. #GOPDebate

[Joshua Lumsden, PA-C @LumsdenJoshpa]

For once, could the conspiracy theorists and pseudoscientists get a decent graphic designer?

[Joshua Lumsden, PA-C @LumsdenJoshpa]

Pudding cups need to come adult-sized.

[Joshua Lumsden, PA-C @LumsdenJoshpa]

I find it interesting how people who don't support immigration often spell 'border' as 'boarder'. #UndocumentedImmigrants

[Joshua Lumsden, PA-C @LumsdenJoshpa]

I spell everything correctly, and I mock people who cannot. You might say I have cislexia. #spellcheckyourprivilege

[Joshua Lumsden, PA-C @LumsdenJoshpa]

What eclipse?

[Joshua Lumsden, PA-C @LumsdenJoshpa]

Suggesting that an awkward person is trying too hard is armchair analysis, and not helpful.

[GOP Teens @GOPTeens]

#Teens: Ever #notice that #HILLARY is an #anagram for "Hi, Liar" ???🚫👸🏼

[Joshua Lumsden, PA-C @LumsdenJoshpa]

Oh. Realized Ecuador makes 40. Just met my 40 countries by age 40 goal. Huzzah! At 36. #winning #timemanagement. #guayaquil

[Joshua Lumsden, PA-C @LumsdenJoshpa]

Now it is Ecuador time! #guayaquil

[Joshua Lumsden, PA-C @LumsdenJoshpa]

Every once in a while, I feel bug crawling on my skin. I look over, and it's just a bead of sweat. #tropics