LUMOS😈🇬🇧

[Rance @son_of_uki]

- robbed 4 ballon d'ors (lewandowski, sneijder, van dijk, and haaland)

- won a rigged world cup surrounded by biased officiating where your team received a record five penalties in a single tournament

- robbed the 2014 world cup golden ball

- received human growth hormone treatment, which gave you a long-term athletic advantage

- played for a club that paid millions to companies linked to negreira, the vice-president of spain's refereeing committee, during one of the most successful periods in its history

- benefited from controversial refereeing in major champions league ties, including chelsea (2009), real madrid (2011), and psg (2017) no name a few

“greatest of all time” my ass.

[Ross Harwood @RossHarwood_]

Understand talks for Baleba are due to accelerate.

Following the deals for Ederson and Santos, Man Utd are still looking their “marquee” signing and suitable replacement for Casemiro.

Baleba remains a top target, with the player agreeing personal terms for a move to MU last summer.

Brighton are expected to hold out for a deal in region of £70-80m. Talks to advance in the coming days.

#mufc

[Rajjath @Rajjath24]

it is an unwritten rule of life that after every prolonged period of hardship and uncertainty, there is going to be a period when you are going to achieve quantum leaps across multiple areas of your life. the only requirement is that you do not give up on yourself.

[Judy @omuwadesi]

I recently graduated with a bsc in public health, please can anyone suggest any organisations I can intern or volunteer for in Lagos, please it's very important.

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

Around here, we don’t do “happy wife, happy home.” We do “happy couple, happy home.”

The husband’s happiness matters too. We’re not inheriting the silence of our fathers.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

It kinda freaks me out that you never really know how the other person feels like it could all just be a lie

[J🍒 @Badgrlj__]

My momma always told me you can be dead ass right but the way you handle shit can make you wrong as well.

[• يمنى♡• @yumnah_elkhabir]

thissssss

[- @MusialaEra]

Dear Lucas Herrington,

if you ever read this: The 31 y/o CL winner Leon Goretzka, player of 6 times CL winners Bayern & 4 times World Cup winners Germany didn‘t dare taking a penalty for his nation when they needed him. You did it at 18. You are so brave & a hero in our eyes ❤️

[Shayla @sportsbyshayla]

covered by the blood of Jesus.

[KAT @reallKAT]

when you realize everything is expensive but still God hasn’t let you go hungry, homeless or empty

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

“Your papa guide na”

Na wetin people go dey tell my children.

[🫧 @sijuagain]

I admire myself a lot as a man, the heart. the hustle. my aura.

[The Shift Journal @TheShiftJournal]

𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘶𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶.

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

god please let a nigga ball again

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

At the end of the day you lowkey just need a pretty chalant girl with a great sense of humor who threatens to beat you up once or twice

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

Literally me DAY ONE when gta comes out

[Bhudda_Marv 🇿🇦 @AfricanMarvin]

The company I work for just promoted our cleaning lady to receptionist. 😭❤️😭❤️

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

"Bro I told you to leave ladies alone and chase the bag first"

[$ @jxtsummer]

i already won, it’s written in my story i just gotta get there