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@jeffheuer @lydiahallie @thanaen_dev dead link?

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All in on #MamdaniTrump2028

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[Scorched Earth Policy @Scearpo]

The flaccid asexual emptiness of millennial culture is the direct result of cohabitating male and female friendships in a middle to lower class environment which possesses none of the aristocratic eccentricities to normally justify mixing women and men together in a platonic environment.

When manifested in the office drone white collar/service industry crossover of the average millennial urbanite, you get a facade of equanimity masking a sneering underlying bitterness and hostility. “But Scorch everyone’s just vibing out! What’s your problem, let people have fun chill out!”

No.

I’ve been balls deep inside of the average The Office tier Target furniture core marketing degree craft brewery barcade social circle via the barren womb of an anxiety medicated birth control ex-girlfriend’s friend group. I’ve looked these people in their swollen SSRI faces and seen the bare traced vestiges of what was once a soul. It’s a natural fact that the men in such a friend group are either:

A: Normal dudes quietly bored but playing nice because they’re someone’s boyfriend

B: Beyond unbelievably pussywhipped soft betas who haven’t acknowledged unrequited feelings for one of the girls

C: Closeted or uncloseted homosexuals who may have been MKULTRA’d into a sodomite lifestyle from living the real life equivalent of a sparkling water commercial diverse friend group for over decade

These people are not having fun, every group I’ve ever encountered that does this cringe shit is populated by people who all constantly complain about how depressed and anxious they are while making ha ha ironic jokes about wanting to die, living timid trembling lives with little to no jouissance.

The millennial is arguably the most unfortunate generation in recent history. They represent the apex of a devastating culture war and the most direct results of spiritual castration with the least amount of pushback antithesis elements among their ranks.

Besides the obvious insufferable premise of an entire performative event being built around a shitty pun turning into the accidental idolization of a mutilation blood sacrifice cannibal child rapist reptilian adrenochrome junkie, the video is just one of many seemingly inconsequential irritations that the average millennial presents. Theirs is a world of nagging rationalizations and pseudo sensibilities. Sometimes you need to take a step back and trust your gut instinct. The only thing standing in between you and the total domestication of your bloodline into the human equivalent of a Labradoodle is your ability to say “Nah this shits gay” and not be crucified by your entire friend group for it.

The murmuring Millenial male who goes along with the soft Human Resources tier lululemon longhouse of burgeoning mids in his Bumble built friend group is the modern eunuch. If you’re a young man and your friend group does shit like this and you’re enjoying yourself then by all means discard this entire post as some wackadoodle rant from a bitter incel or whatever, live your life and be happy.

But if you’re in a friend group that does shit like this and you feel some resonance with what I’ve said, if you’ve known the quiet turbulence of bored rage listening to the forced wine drunk laughter of your 400th session of Cards Against Humanity, then for your own sake, please free yourself.

If you’re charming and have good taste, take absolute control of your friend group and filter it down into something meaningful.

If it’s too far gone or you’re not capable of that, slowly cut yourself off. Pursue something meaningful, make more money, become stronger, faster, more violent, seriously learn a new skill. You are WASTING your TIME.

If you’re a young woman, stop wearing spandex, never watch another episode of Friends again, don’t smoke weed, don’t take SSRIs, don’t take melatonin, don’t take birth control, gay guys aren’t your friends, and if you don’t have other female friends it’s because something is wrong with you.

[Meir Feldsher @feldshermeir1]

@ianbremmer 100% of Israelis remember. 85% of Israelis want him out now, before the War ends. Patriotic common sense dictates that a Nation should unconditionally support it's Leader in time of War. Practical common sense strongly disagree.

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

destroying hamas will make israel more safe.

destroying the lives of 2.3 million palestinians in gaza will make israel less safe.

protecting the lives of civilians is a matter of basic humanity.

it’s also in the self interest of israeli citizens.

[James Maddison @Madders10]

Proper game of footy that🤝 Points shared in the end & on we go 🤍👊🏻 @Sonny7 🅰️🅰️

[Jonathan Ferro @FerroTV]

Vamooosssssss 🇪🇸

[Robin Brooks @robin_j_brooks]

Italy's export surge to China
1. Last week we flagged a big rise in Italian exports to China. Here's the story. Without western vaccines, China's consumers are buying a generic liver drug made in Italy that's rumored to prevent COVID. Big thanks to @bancaditalia and @p_ceretti...

[World of Hotspur @WorldofHotspur]

Over the past 22 years, Daniel Levy has assembled a rich, elaborate house of cards.

One built on lies and deceit.

And now in danger of crumbling around him ✍️

https://t.co/RMCHeWD3G6

[Bloomberg @business]

A food-tech startup has created a meatball from the woolly mammoth's DNA, some 4,000 years after it went extinct https://t.co/gYsIvaib52