smol goblin

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Can you imagine if bon jovi had a vape back in the day

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just me & 338 ounces of my humidifer against the world

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Dixie Chicks Bassnectar toe

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omg I just ate Taco Bell and Benny blanco proposed to me too! No thanks

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Pretending to go to the bank again! (can’t stop eating mini candy canes)

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When you get dialysis they cycle miso soup through your bloodstream until you feel better

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@nXOlan Gay!

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sorry I’m not gonna be able to make it into the office tomorrow. I need to cut thumbholes in every sweatshirt I own

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why won’t my kids listen to Tokyo Drift

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Does Carrie Bradshaw play connections?

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Went to my doctor today/talked about some mental health things and she said “I mean it’s August 1st have you considered rewatching Gilmore Girls?”

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If you had to teach aliens the entirety of human culture would you still make them watch My Dog Skip

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I’m sorry but living in a giant peach with a bunch of bugs is sus

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#NewProfilePic

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In the *literal* last 1 second of the NC State/Oakland game I accidentally asked Nolan if we were still “bedskirt people”

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My mom has been bugging me to get LASIK do you think she’d know if I got my tits done instead

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Microwaves should automatically reset to the clock if you don’t clear the cook time after two minutes.

Does this already exist?

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@elyzadesiree I didn’t get ANY super powers

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I just got electrocuted what a high

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Not as good a high as buying a hose on sale this week but close