Luna Wheaton

I'm just this cat, you know?

Oh, who am I kidding. I'm the BEST cat.

[Luna Wheaton @LunaWheaton]

@AnneWheaton Today is my most favorite day of the year. It's International Cat Day. And also your birthday. Happy birthday! You have your own holiday, and it celebrates everything great about you...me!

[Luna Wheaton @LunaWheaton]

@AnneWheaton What? NO!!!!!! *sniff* For a dog he was pretty okay. And I was saving a tuna treat for him for Christmas. 😿

[Luna Wheaton @LunaWheaton]

@AnneWheaton Happy Birthday. Did you get me any tuna treats?

[Luna Wheaton @LunaWheaton]

@AnneWheaton Happy Birthday. Enjoy your dinner. You can leave your leftovers here. And some cake. Just not chocolate cake. Happy Birthday.

[Luna Wheaton @LunaWheaton]

@bonniegrrl I hope you have a purrfect birthday with fish cakes and tuna treats!

[Luna Wheaton @LunaWheaton]

@AnneWheaton There are lizards? I like lizards.

[Luna Wheaton @LunaWheaton]

That's kinda how I adopted my old people down the street too.

[Luna Wheaton @LunaWheaton]

@AnneWheaton I'll be right over to welcome him.

[Luna Wheaton @LunaWheaton]

@MarloweWheaton @AnneWheaton You'd look silly wearing a backpack with @AnneWheaton in it. You should put @WilWheatons_Cat in the backpack instead.

[Luna Wheaton @LunaWheaton]

@bonniegrrl You're the house sitter? Maybe I'll stop by for some tuna treats. Maybe.

[Luna Wheaton @LunaWheaton]

@AnneWheaton It was suppose to say "tuna cat treats." Stupid autocorrect. Oh, and you can ignore the gift card part. That was just to make the cat treats seem reasonable.

[Luna Wheaton @LunaWheaton]

@levarburton Today's fish is trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal.

[Luna Wheaton @LunaWheaton]

There was an awful lot of howling at the moon last night while I was trying to sleep. Was there something weird going on?

[Luna Wheaton @LunaWheaton]

@scamperbeasts I knew a cat back in the day that slept in the dryer. His humans didn't know he did. It didn't end well.

Lesson for humans: always check the dryer for cats before starting. If possible, keep the door closed when not in use.

Lesson for cats: stay out of the damned dryer.

[Luna Wheaton @LunaWheaton]

Kids, come play with a shelter cat. Bring tuna treats.

[CBS LA @CBSLosAngeles]

Los Angeles Animal Services is offering volunteer work at its six city animal shelters for students impacted by the LAUSD teachers' strike. https://t.co/KoC6LIyPuy

[Luna Wheaton @LunaWheaton]

@AnneWheaton I'm testing out my new remote control app. Thanks for the feedback.

[Luna Wheaton @LunaWheaton]

@hankgreen 1. Tuna.
2. Watching the dogs run around furiously and bash their heads into things.

[Luna Wheaton @LunaWheaton]

@AnneWheaton Hors d'oeuvres AND toys. Best kind of food there is.

[Luna Wheaton @LunaWheaton]

@AnneWheaton I'm fairly certain you could have gotten fresh tuna closer than Miami.

[Luna Wheaton @LunaWheaton]

@GibIvan @paulandstorm @feliciaday @AnneWheaton If you are living in 2019, you are living at least 5 days in the future from the rest of us still enjoying the glory of 2018. Are there more boxes and tuna treats in the future?