My coworker just made a Technoblade reference to me in 2026 and then looked surprised when I recognized it. Bro I was in the trenches, I promise you I can run laps around your technoblade references.
Tell me why Markiplier premiered Iron Lung at the theater right down the road from me but there is no showings of the movie at that theater? I- THAT’S WHERE THE PREMIERE WAS. I don’t understand.
There is something so magical about barely interacting with the internet. I love being outside and being in the sunlight. Guys I love being a frog sitting in shallow water basking in the sunlight. Me everyday on my way to touch grass /srs
To clarify I didn’t really name my dog after him. When we got him from APA his name was Bronson and then within an hour of having him he did a backflip so now his name is Bronson Boone
Had so much fun at the benson concert, went from saying do a flip every two seconds, to crying over in the stars, to calling his guitarist hot every two seconds (she really is bro, that woman can PLAY), to somehow ending up in the pit.
I named my dog after that guy.
Tik Tok discourse about the Charlie Kirk thing is actually going to drive me insane. We do not owe that man any empathy whatsoever, he died for what he believed in. That being said I’m also not celebrating the fact that he died. GUN VIOLENCE IS BAD NO MATTER WHO IT IS AGAINST!!
Had to call my parents to bring me home from work because my car is stuck behind the police blockade for a hostage situation. Still had to mop the floors though!
No more seizures for you baby boy. Just peace and calm. I’ll love you forever. Wherever you are you’re free from all the pain you faced in this world. I’ll take comfort in that. I’d still give so much just to hug you one more time.
I miss you buddy. I miss you more than you know. I’d give so much to have you back. You have a younger brother now. Ngl he’d probably drive you insane. He sleeps on your spot on my bed. And he hogs the bed just like you do. I hope you’re up there with Wrigley and Chloe.