Judd Altman

loser.
pep please kys

[Judd Altman @LunarForge9976]

from now on, this account will be my personal diary.
I'm getting back to running after an injury.
so, yeah ciao.

[Pop @popchud]

Double shot of espresso and addy just hit my system

[🌻 @ONLYTANGS_]

Just sold fake solar eclipse glasses to 30 kids on my street

[Francis @ghostof_francis]

how it feels to tell her "all my money is tied up in assets liquidity is low right now" instead of "I'm broke"

[Judd Altman @LunarForge9976]

@ONLYTANGS_ fucker zebbed it word for word, bar for bar from another account.

[💎 @TJayyyy_1]

Told my neighbours kid if he looks at the eclipse he’ll gain X-Ray vision like Superman

[Hansel 👺 @hanselng]

albanian guy told me to look directly at the solar eclipse then robbed me when i went partially blind

[hd @H_OFF23]

Cashier asked if I wanted a bag after I rocked up with 40 items

[sufferer of ineos @carIlocked]

Tried solar eclipse gimmick and now i gotta choose a name for my guide dog

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

My 800k+ salary neurosurgeon wife comforting me after I received another reckless driving charge in her new Porsche

[GGMU @StandardsUTD]

This video still fucking kills me man 😂😂😂😂

[🏳️ @26mi11i]

Me pretending to be a make a wish kid to meet Mbappe

[Mojo @ThereallMojo]

Chelsea fans on twitter when I say I think Palmer, Enzo and Rogers are all good players for our team

[Judd Altman @LunarForge9976]

@StockholmBappe @BaldeWaves bitch nigga

[B🇪🇸 @BlSBAAS]

wallahi I cannot stand anyone with even an ounce of hoarding in them.....old books, chipped mugs and plates, clothes that dont even get worn, expired packets of food in the cabinets, furniture thats 60 years old BITCH

[B🇪🇸 @BlSBAAS]

wallahi u might as well call ur house a dumpster this over exaggerated attachment to items from old ass make up to worn out bags to old shoes to random papers ENOUGH

[Ianoo @Cwhyiano]

Found the video

[S Kumar @SKumararchives]

ravi kishan is what christopher nolan dreams to become...

[Judd Altman @LunarForge9976]

@Kinngszn actually he died when he was 79, but alright nigga