RawR its Lauren

We do things a little differently around here.

[RawR its Lauren @LunarSkape]

I was going to text someone to come enjoy this nice day with me but then I realized I don’t have any friends so I’ll tell Twitter my problems instead!
#niceday #nofriends #imashittyperson

[RawR its Lauren @LunarSkape]

I still don’t know what was illegal about what me and Julio did down by the schoolyard...

[RawR its Lauren @LunarSkape]

Last tweet was in 2017. Hmm. Hello again.

[RawR its Lauren @LunarSkape]

@991WMYX @TonyRadarRadio @ElizabethKayFM I’m with Radar all the way!! Cereal is for milk and maybe some chocolate sauce. 😄

[RawR its Lauren @LunarSkape]

@Crystallinebaby I havent been able to smell since August. I feel you.

[RawR its Lauren @LunarSkape]

I’m gonna poison a bitch one day. If my bf’s Roomates keep eating my food. I’m going to trap them and poison them so they’ll learn to not eat food that’s not theirs. Obvi a gentle poison nothing fatal.

[RawR its Lauren @LunarSkape]

I fell asleep in the shower last night when I got home from the bar. My toilet paper is now moist. How long was o in there...?

[RawR its Lauren @LunarSkape]

Fixing my press on nails with lash glue. #makeuphacks #nailhacks #hangnail #fakenails #falsies

[RawR its Lauren @LunarSkape]

When a customer has your ex’s text tone as their ring tone and it causes your heart to skip a beat thinking he’s texting you after 2 years..

[RawR its Lauren @LunarSkape]

How did I function before pop sockets?

[RawR its Lauren @LunarSkape]

Twitter needs to change its character count so hashtags don’t count towards your count. #thoughts #ideas

[RawR its Lauren @LunarSkape]

Singing “Hey Jude” at karaoke is not for the faint of heart. #thebeatles #heyjude #karaoke #hometownbar

[RawR its Lauren @LunarSkape]

@JRasdall_TEP #makeastrongoffertep @tepplus
Offering TEP every time!

[RawR its Lauren @LunarSkape]

"Washing hands is for fascists." #shitihearinthebathroom

[RawR its Lauren @LunarSkape]

I hate when money issues cause me to slip into a horrible state of depression and anxiety.

[RawR its Lauren @LunarSkape]

I don't always touch faces in pictures. But when I do, I like you a lot.

[RawR its Lauren @LunarSkape]

When the cops roll into the bar and it gets noticeably quieter. 😂

[RawR its Lauren @LunarSkape]

Happy 53 years to my Alpha Delta Pi chapter at NIU!!! 💙💎 #alphaclass #alphadeltapi… https://t.co/b0GX8M1kGm

[RawR its Lauren @LunarSkape]

Anytime someone adds me by username on snap chat I'm like who TF are you and how did you know me, it didn't use a common name for myself.

[RawR its Lauren @LunarSkape]

The feeling I feel when I take a poo at a bar is a very unique feeling. It's a combo of pleasure and shyness.