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@HilfordG @KalliopiS2 Yeah I’m good at video games and I’m vain.

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#AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

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Abbie literally just got in a fight with her neighbor! Like what kind of vegan hipster is she?

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Her best friends are a gay couple. Honestly I just find her incredibly fascinating.

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Nope. She does not like him. She was too good for him.

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And honestly... what a perfectly bizarre couple they’d be. I ship it.

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The conspiracy bro is Erwin... he’s weird. I kinda wonder if Abbie likes him too

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I dunno where she works exactly but I imagine it’s prolly Cafe Gratitude.

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She’s actually not that good at focusing in general. ADD possibly?

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She needs to be able to tend the bar at her job but she hates it. She’d be so good at it if she’s just try.

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There’s this weird unemployed, conspiracy theorist guy who in love with her. She has no idea.

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She has two cats, Enzo and Pickles

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What’s weird is that she’s the sweetest thing but when I’m not around I hear that people seem to not really like her

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So I made a new friend, Abbie. She is a vegan catlady, looks like a hipster Snow White, and works at a lil cafe downtown.

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@GabSmolders Super cute and natural!!

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#UntitledGooseGame #NintendoSwitch

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#UntitledGooseGame #NintendoSwitch

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New Oregon Trail Ep. https://t.co/jhm5kOphF3 https://t.co/DTiTlLQzIo

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@VidCon @tanamongeau I imagine there is palpable awkward tension around her.

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My feelings exactly