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[Lunchman @Lunchmayne]

@companeromarcus I think there’s a chance they’re really, really good. The spurs just made the finals as a guard heavy team with no functional 4s

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@devikagirgayi It felt monumental in the moment and I feel like I’ve been in its grip ever since. Definitely feels like one for the ages.

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@Cam_Oflage Go fuck yourself

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Just think all of these conversations don’t matter. Lamelo will turn them all into extremely good offensive players no matter what position they’re at

[Punch-Drunk Wolves @PDWolves]

Jaden is an okay perimeter shooter and if his fellow forward is a prolific one, that should be good. But Ayo or TJ will not cut it in that role here. If they go small-ish, they gotta be punishing with 3 volume offensively.

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@companeromarcus It’s like everyone is pretending last season didn’t happen or something. I don’t know if I love him has a player but the wolves definitely did not have to give up much for him…

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Trading Rudy for LaMelo would be hilarious. Perhaps the two most opposite players in the league.

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@companeromarcus Naz and our picks maybe?

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Why do they all look so tired? Isn’t their job just sort of waiting around to get texts?

[Heat Central @TheHeatCentral]

Khris Middleton has already been linked to the Miami Heat, per @WindhorstESPN

“One guy that I already heard attached to them is Khris Middleton. Who obviously has a long history with Giannis and Bobby Portis… I don’t think you’re looking at the Heat instantaneously as title contenders”

(Via Hoop Collective podcast)

[Lunchman @Lunchmayne]

@Suspicious_Sal But think of the flexibility.

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@Sam_Vecenie + a flagrant suspension!

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Wow another missed flagrant on Wemby. Shocking!

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@companeromarcus The thing I’m most curious about this offseason: are players like Randle suddenly a little more valuable for bad teams trying to stay out of the bottom 3. Wonder if we could get a little value for him because of the lottery change or if I’m too in my head

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OG finals game-winner has Timberwolves group chats texting each other about Justin Patton

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Why are the spurs getting this whistle I don’t get it

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I love KAT so much.

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This is awful to watch.

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@saoirdaya Both movies are really bad, so there’s at least one throughline for you

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@companeromarcus He’s prob not wrong! Of course they’re afraid of it, it happens all the time.

[Lunchman @Lunchmayne]

A season that wasn’t always fun, but that first round playoff series win probably my favorite of the Ant era.

Rooting for a Knicks title now (and for the Spurs in the WCF)