Lisa Twomey

Be like Syme. Ardent fan of the pithy and potent. Writer, educator, mum. Also too, 8th-grade royalty.

[Lisa Twomey @Lunchmeatfor80]

@Sabrinafon When I was doing a high school teaching internship, students got up to leave at the end of the class. My supervising teacher, a man in his late twenties, noticed one of the chairs and cried out, “Oh, my god, Brianna, you’re bleeding! Are you okay?”

[paris martineau @parismartineau]

the current director of national intelligence is a guy who two years ago received a trophy declaring he “Fucks Only The Young” at an (oddly dildo focused) event he organized dedicated to the conspiracy that Bed Bath and Beyond never actually went bankrupt

[Lisa Twomey @Lunchmeatfor80]

@DylanByers Pelley and the rest of his groundbreaking and acclaimed team need to find a new network to launch One Hour.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

🔥@grahamformaine: “Watching people who have no idea what any of this looks like or feels like disgusts me… saying we just need to be prepared for more casualties because ‘that’s what happens’ — it’s not what fucking happens to THEM, it’s what happens to US.”

[Lisa Twomey @Lunchmeatfor80]

@Paws_artx Humphrey. Obviously.

[Lisa Twomey @Lunchmeatfor80]

@BrianEntin @JLRINVESTIGATES

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

I’m not that into the Nancy Guthrie case,but this is sketchy as hell! This guy seems to check a lot of the boxes of the person that would have kidnapped her!

[Lisa Twomey @Lunchmeatfor80]

@Suzierizzo1 @BrianEntin

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

I’m not that into the Nancy Guthrie case,but this is sketchy as hell! This guy seems to check a lot of the boxes of the person that would have kidnapped her!

[Native American Pride @native_am_pride]

With profound sorrow, we say goodbye to John Kinsel Sr., one of the last surviving Navajo Code Talkers, who passed away at the age of 107. With him departs a living chapter of history — written not in ink, but in courage, sacrifice, and unwavering duty.

[JDT @JermieDT]

@FoxTrueCrime Look at the guy in the black jacket he is wearing something in the same place as the doorbell video guy was

[Lisa Twomey @Lunchmeatfor80]

@donwinslow @MrTAchilles Agree, but only an overwhelmingly trusted leader can garner unified support from the masses. Talk to the Obamas. We need them.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Dear @SenSchumer and @RepJeffries

BREAK THE GLASS.
PULL THE ALARM.
DO SOMETHING NOW TO STOP THIS OR STEP DOWN.

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

DIVISIONAL ROUND COMING UP!!!!!

Repost to win 2 tickets for Sunday's playoff matchup at @GilletteStadium: https://t.co/S9z2nKv1V6

[amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17]

Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.

[Lisa Twomey @Lunchmeatfor80]

@USDOL @StephenKing https://t.co/GjWJnEtEPR

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Could be fixed tonight if they wanted:

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

Kristi Noem keeps topping her last stunt. Today’s is the dumbest shit you will ever see.
✅ Improper wear of IBA
✅ Dust cover open
✅ Magazine inserted
✅ Weapon POINTED AT DUDES HEAD
✅ Holding M4 like an accordion
✅ Comically ridiculous extensions
✅ Plastered layers of makeup
✅ Tactical pants
✅ $60,000 Rolex
✅ Not doing her actual job

Complete clown!

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: The group behind the MASSIVE “Hands off” protest is now calling for another protest on April 19.

In social media posts, the group stated that they want 3.5 percent of the U.S. population—more than 11 million people—to participate. They cite this figure as the threshold for "sustained resistance in order to make a difference."

Spread the word!

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

Get ready for prices to go up, but of course this was part of the plan all along. After all, he’s a Russian asset hell-bent on destroying America. meanwhile, 30% of the population hands him the gasoline and zippo with a smile.