Tony Creasey

MUFC & England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 First game live 1963 Cup Final.Last game currently unknown.😂😎 Glazers can do one 🤬New account locked out of @lunerbase😳

[Lou Macari @LouMacari10]

Thank you so much to the Scottish Football Supporters Association after they voted me their Hero of the Year for our work at the Macari Centre. An honour for me to receive this from the fans of a game that gave me so much and a pleasure to meet Paul Goodwin, founder of the SFSA

[🌷🦋 Love Music 🎶 & Dance 💃🏻🕺🏻 @Tiana_Celine_23]

That skit was one of a kind, brilliant such a great performance will be missed❤😂

[Romzy @RomzyUnited]

🚨 Zlatan Ibrahimović on Signing for Manchester United and How the Club Compares to Barcelona, Milan & Juventus

🗣️Reporter:
Zlatan, you’ve played for some of the biggest clubs in football Barcelona, Juventus, Inter, AC Milan, PSG. What made Manchester United different?

🗣️Zlatan Ibrahimović:
First of all, Manchester United is Manchester United. When the opportunity came, there was no second thought. Some clubs are big because they win trophies, some clubs are big because of history, and some clubs are big because they change football. Manchester United belongs in that category.

“I played for Barcelona, Juventus, Milan, Inter, Paris Saint-Germain fantastic clubs, massive clubs. But Manchester United has a different aura. The name alone carries weight all over the world.”

🗣️Reporter:
Are you saying Manchester United is bigger than Barcelona?

🗣️Ibrahimović:
Barcelona is a giant football club. Nobody can deny that. But when you talk about global recognition, history, supporters across every continent, and the pressure that comes with wearing the shirt, Manchester United is in a category of its own.

At Barcelona, you’re expected to win. At Manchester United, you’re expected to carry the history of generations. Everywhere I travelled, people spoke about United. In Asia, America, Africa, the Middle East the club is known everywhere.

🗣️Reporter:
What was your first impression when you arrived?

🗣️Ibrahimović:
The size of the club. The expectation. The attention. Every training session felt important. Every match felt like an event. I understood immediately why so many legends were created here.

I didn’t come to Manchester United to finish my career. I came to conquer England. People thought I was too old. Three months later, I showed them why Zlatan is Zlatan

That reflects his famous United-era remarks about conquering England and his admiration for the scale of the club.

🗣️Reporter:
One sentence to describe Manchester United?

🗣️Ibrahimović
A football institution. Not just a club an institution. I’ve played for giants, but Manchester United is one of the few names in football that everyone recognizes instantly, whether they watch football or not.

Source [@Goal]

[Tony Creasey @Lunerbase1956]

@Xmusknewsx 👍

[Tony Creasey @Lunerbase1956]

Snap 🤬

[Jen k 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Jenny_1884]

As soon as Keir Starmer appears on the TV & opens his mouth I automatically say F*** Off.

I can’t help myself.

Is anyone doing this?

I’ve never sworn so much in my life until Labour came into power 🙀

[Tony Creasey @Lunerbase1956]

Spud gun 👍

[Phil Rostron ⚽️👍🍻 @bigphil321]

I’m 62👊👊
Action Man, had loads of them, they all had names👍👊

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Today on Keeping Up with the Sturgeons, Nicola asks Miss Hoolie what to take Peter in the slammer. Haggis seems obvious, but prison changes a man. Thankfully, Officer Boyle of HMP Glasgow arrives to raise morale with his suspicious sausage.

{satire}

[Amber H @ThatCheerMomOfX]

Yeah… I wouldn’t be proud of this

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Keeping Up with the Sturgeons continues

After escaping Gordon Brown’s Cave of Despair, Nicola and Peter cross the Scottish border and flee to the familiar comfort of London’s Savoy Hotel.

But they weren’t counting on The Proclaimers.

{satire}

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Luis Enrique wowed on how Manchester United broke Arsenal's low block:

🗣️ Henry:
“You kept pressing and pressing. Did it ever feel like Arsenal weren't going to concede?”

🗣️ Luis Enrique:
“We know Arsenal are one of the most organized teams in Europe. When they decide to defend deep, it becomes very difficult to create chances. Before this match, we studied Manchester United's 3-2 win against Arsenal because we wanted to understand what problems they created.

What we saw was a team brave enough to attack the spaces available and players with the quality to punish mistakes. The goals from Dorgu and Cunha showed that one moment of quality can completely change a game. So when Arsenal scored first against us, we remained calm because we had already seen an example of a team recovering from that situation.

That is why I think Manchester United will be very dangerous next season. If you can find solutions against a team as organized as Arsenal, you can compete against anybody.”

[Ross McCulloch @Rossmac212]

Nicola Sturgeon is innocent😁

[Natalie @Jeebly_Natalie]

The job no one dares to🙄

[Peppermint Rock @DawnieF6340]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Superb from @Mercurius_Scot

[HIN News🇬🇧🇺🇸 @HerdImmunity12]

News🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⚡️: Tears Of A Fraudulent Clown: There is an old saying in the police force when dealing with sociopaths, "when they're crying they're lying" and boy, doesn't disgraced former SNP First Minister of Scotland fit that bill.

Watch as Sturgeon tries to play 'victim' to @BBC leftist hack @bbclaurak by using the flimsy pre-text defence of "why would I knowingly walk around with stolen jewelry on display" narrative for mitigation.

Yes Nicola we do believe you are so brazzen to walk around with stolen loot on your person, that's what crooks do.

Sturgeon walked around knowing that she'd pushed deadly CV19 JABS on a 24/7 loop during the Covid Era to unsuspecting men, women and children.

Wee Nicky walked around without giving two ****'s while Scotland led the Western world in care home deaths, pro-rata.

This fraudulent SNP tyrant walked around knowing that Scotland had the worst drug related deaths whilst cutting the funding for NHS support programs.

Sturgeon happily walked around with the knowledge that MPs like Jo Cherry had asked for years for the accounts that she signed off on, from her 'husband' Peter Murrell and then Treasurer Colin Beattie.

The many victims of the £400-600k SNP funds theft should pursue her through the courts at the very least.

Yes we believe that Wee Nicky could walk around with the knowledge that her disgraced Finance Minister Derek MacKay had been grooming at least one young schoolboy by text.

There is no doubt that shamed SNP 'First Mamie' walked about knowing she had culled thousands of business thanks to her BS net-zero zealotry, including Grangemouth Oil Refinery owned at the time by Ineos.

Finally lest we forget the role wee Nicky played in the downfall and the late Alex Salmond, where female members of Sturgeons inner circle formulated the allegations of sexual abuse which were all proven to be without merit .

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

Laura Kuenssberg truly went in here.

Reminded Nicola Sturgeon that she was known for being “across every detail” but didn’t notice 300k going missing in 2019.

Three members of the finance committee & Treasurer quit due to worries.

Sturgeon dismissed concerns as “conspiracies”.

[Donna Louise @DonnaLouise1212]

Keir & Sadiq look like they've got the weekend sorted......

[(fan) PG @PG_MCI]

Rayan Cherki on Instagram: “Run your mouth again 😂😂”

[FootballFunnys @FootballFunnys]

Erling Haaland on Snapchat…

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

Full time scenes at talkSPORT towers as PSG beat Arsenal on penalties! 🫣

The boys will be live on air to take your calls from 8:30pm📞