craig obern

'I never brag how real I keep it, cause it’s the best secret.’

[craig obern @LurkingLizard]

@keepcalm_tash04 @AldiUK 🤣🤣🤣

[craig obern @LurkingLizard]

@keepcalm_tash04

[craig obern @LurkingLizard]

Nice to see you smashing the quiz’s at work too @keepcalm_tash04

[Tissue Viability Team NBT @TissueNBT]

Congratulations to Nastassja @PDNinMEDNBT for giving the best answers for the Quiz at our Tissue Viability Link Champions relaunch day! We hope you liked your prize!! 🎁Hopefully see you in October for our next meeting! 🩹🤍

[craig obern @LurkingLizard]

Great news for you @keepcalm_tash04 😊

[Love Saves The Day @LSTDBristol]

The incredibly talented @arloparks joins us on Friday on The Lonely Hearts Club. One of the most exciting artists to develop over the last few years, following her critically acclaimed 2021 album 'Collapsed in Sunbeams', we can't wait to welcome her to Ashton Court❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[craig obern @LurkingLizard]

@keepcalm_tash04 🤣🤣🤣

[Pickle @PickliciousF]

Just working myself up into a frenzy, thinking about all the things he’s done to annoy me, before I attack

[craig obern @LurkingLizard]

@keepcalm_tash04 🤣😂🤣

[Pickle @PickliciousF]

I’m still worrying about what time my Christmas lunch will be

[craig obern @LurkingLizard]

@keepcalm_tash04 @TG22110 @HamillHimself 🤣🤣🤣 cats will always make the right choice #Darkside

[craig obern @LurkingLizard]

@keepcalm_tash04

[Emma Dolan @JustMissEmma]

Does anyone need to see a seal sneezing?

[craig obern @LurkingLizard]

New favourite hero @keepcalm_tash04 🤨

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Diego. He plays Cosmo the telepathic Space Dog in the pupcoming @Marvel Guardians of the Galaxy video game. He was fitted with a high-tech motion capture suit to create all the in-game footage. 14/10 would be an honor to pet #ad

[craig obern @LurkingLizard]

@keepcalm_tash04 Are you a cat @keepcalm_tash04 🤨

[craig obern @LurkingLizard]

@keepcalm_tash04 @southard01 You kidding me?! I literally screenshotted this tweet last night because it was so ridiculous 😂

[craig obern @LurkingLizard]

@keepcalm_tash04

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Sweet dreams ❤️

[craig obern @LurkingLizard]

@keepcalm_tash04 🤣

[Sidney Valentine 🌈 @Halfsiamesesid]

The prince of darkness! 😹🖤 👀

[craig obern @LurkingLizard]

@keepcalm_tash04 here I was thinking it was no big deal

[Liam @LiamLambrini]

tomorrow marks the start of a perfectly rectangular February, something that we only get on the calendar once every 200 years!!

[craig obern @LurkingLizard]

Covidiots strike back 🤪

[craig obern @LurkingLizard]

@keepcalm_tash04 @Number10cat Jesus Christ 🤦🏻‍♂️

[craig obern @LurkingLizard]

@keepcalm_tash04 @Charlietrypsin

[craig obern @LurkingLizard]

@keepcalm_tash04

[Graham Bloomfield @GJBloomfield]

@wild_place How does a Wolverine wake up on a sunny winter morning? #Bristol #BradleyStoke

[craig obern @LurkingLizard]

@keepcalm_tash04 guess what we are doing 🤔🤗

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

The @bbcapprentice Best Bits starts next Thursday 1 October, 9pm @BBCOne and @BBCiPlayer. #TheApprentice has thrown up some great characters in the past – remember Jason?

[craig obern @LurkingLizard]

@keepcalm_tash04 it’s a good one 😜