Lurleen Johnson

Ah done writ me a book called Lurleen's Lexicon of Lavender Love - check it out on or y'all!

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#EastEnders40 brilliant episode, but who was looking after all the children?!

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@Dorro_ @BBCNews I had to rewind to make sure, but he did say ‘stupid’

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@virginmedia I’ve had an email saying you’re going to close my account as I ‘no longer have Virgin services’, but, I’ve got Broadband, TV, email and telephone with you (even though the phone line hasn’t worked for ages). I’d like an urgent response please

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@RoyalMailHelp Can you please tell me what’s going on with my package? According to the tracking it’s now gone to Gatwick 5 times and Hove (in error) 4 times. Am I ever going to get it or have you lost it?

[Lurleen Johnson @LurleenJohnson]

@RoyalMailHelp can you tell me what on earth is going on with my package (tracking no 02125B4004590457). It’s gone from Hove to Gatwick and back again three times now and was meant to be with me a week ago. I’m getting no help from your website and am very frustrated

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@BBCTheOneShow me and my friends on the way to the Rocky Horror Times Warp recording breaking challenge in 2009

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@DogsTrust New poster boy for the Dogs Trust 😀#SouthofEnglandShow

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@frannybanny fancy this?

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‼️This is not a drill!‼️
https://t.co/Ja25BmxdZv
Coming to the West End from January to April 2025 🎭 #InsideNo9

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And it’s just happened again! The app now says 26 minutes!

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@BrightonHoveBus can you explain why a bus that was showing an arrival in 2 minutes (in this case the 23 due at The University of Sussex Sport Centre stop) suddenly disappears from the app? Was it abducted by aliens or did it fall in one of the many potholes?

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What’s with all the grannies and grandads cheating on their partners? #Eastenders

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#TheTraitors can’t believe that smug little shit won!

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@russelldavies63 @JOJEHARVEY After watching the fabulous Nolly I’d love to see one (or both!) of you create a biopic about Lynne Perrie (ideally starring @Sheridansmith1)

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Matthew on #Thechase looks like he’s being operated by @ninaconti

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@Deadpool @VancityReynolds Bedpool 😀

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@BTNcomedygarden @lollyadefope Oh no, Lolly has disappeared from Wednesday’s line up! She was the reason we were going, hope everything’s okay

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@abughazalehkat @JoeMyGod Did he mean to say ‘OG’ or ‘ogre’?

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@MisterMarilyn look what I’ve still got 😀

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@MisterMarilyn @nicki_ls Thank you so much for my Cameo ❤️❤️❤️