💩 s̾i̾r̾ l̾u̾r̾p̾e̾e̾ 💩

No announcement, I’m jus taking a break ◦ The geek in a world of nerds ◦ USArmy Vet ◦ ENFJ-A ◦ most tweets pre-approved by @itssimplyaimee

[💩 s̾i̾r̾ l̾u̾r̾p̾e̾e̾ 💩 @Lurpee]

@TwinzerDad @Beagz @HomeWithPeanut @dad_on_my_feet Thank you, brother. I’m glad I could help in any way.

[TwinzerDad @TwinzerDad]

just wanted to take a moment and acknowledge these amazing fellas who shaped what has become a yearly quest for giving

@Beagz, @HomeWithPeanut , @dad_on_my_feet , @Lurpee and Shaun (who runs his own #LittleWheelsBigHearts offline campaign in Tennessee)

These guys are legends

[💩 s̾i̾r̾ l̾u̾r̾p̾e̾e̾ 💩 @Lurpee]

“I mean… inches are a subjective measurement, right??”

-Lurpee

https://t.co/N9aXMBxoe5

[💩 s̾i̾r̾ l̾u̾r̾p̾e̾e̾ 💩 @Lurpee]

@TwistedLadyNJ @RandySevy What moral might that be… especially one that negates blatant plagiarism?

FYI… old people and young people not understanding each other isn’t a moral

[💩 s̾i̾r̾ l̾u̾r̾p̾e̾e̾ 💩 @Lurpee]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s never “just the tip” or “just a massage”

[💩 s̾i̾r̾ l̾u̾r̾p̾e̾e̾ 💩 @Lurpee]

Just bought my first 3D printer so… my Etsy shop (ThanosPenises) is about to blow up!

#3Dprinting #PrimeDay #MCU

[💩 s̾i̾r̾ l̾u̾r̾p̾e̾e̾ 💩 @Lurpee]

I’m at an age where I have to remind myself that I’m talking to myself too loudly.

[💩 s̾i̾r̾ l̾u̾r̾p̾e̾e̾ 💩 @Lurpee]

Holidays in our house:

- Halloween
- Not Halloween (not recognized)

[💩 s̾i̾r̾ l̾u̾r̾p̾e̾e̾ 💩 @Lurpee]

90% of any shopping trip is trying to find my wife

https://t.co/fnCv041AcA

[💩 s̾i̾r̾ l̾u̾r̾p̾e̾e̾ 💩 @Lurpee]

Me: “I’m an adult! I can eat what I want!!”

My digestive system:

[💩 s̾i̾r̾ l̾u̾r̾p̾e̾e̾ 💩 @Lurpee]

Sometimes, before a big meeting, I like to go on TikTok and listen to flat-Earthers … really gets the blood boiling.

[Ryan Shead @RyanShead]

To my fellow Veterans…

I don’t care if you swept the decks of an aircraft carrier or kicked down doors in Afghanistan, I am proud to call you my brothers and sisters.

The only vets I have a problem with are the ones supporting Trump and the MAGA agenda.

You can’t defend America from domestic terrorism when you’re one of the terrorists.

Happy 4th of July. 🇺🇸🫶🏼
#4thofJuly #IndependenceDay

[💩 s̾i̾r̾ l̾u̾r̾p̾e̾e̾ 💩 @Lurpee]

@RonW_FJB @OccupyDemocrats The tiniest bit of research would have kept you from looking dumb:

https://t.co/t2Du32OFsh

[💩 s̾i̾r̾ l̾u̾r̾p̾e̾e̾ 💩 @Lurpee]

@RonW_FJB @mrbcpa99 @OccupyDemocrats That’s easy. It’s a bullshit page that’s filled with debunked myths:

https://t.co/t2Du32OFsh

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

The news is always like: "America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free."

[💩 s̾i̾r̾ l̾u̾r̾p̾e̾e̾ 💩 @Lurpee]

@RonFilipkowski #ActualGrooming

[💩 s̾i̾r̾ l̾u̾r̾p̾e̾e̾ 💩 @Lurpee]

I do love me a smart-joke 🤣

[Pebbles @PebblesS]

😏🙃😂😂

[💩 s̾i̾r̾ l̾u̾r̾p̾e̾e̾ 💩 @Lurpee]

@TrickyDeez “I’m just gonna take these and go. Strange party, bud!”

[💩 s̾i̾r̾ l̾u̾r̾p̾e̾e̾ 💩 @Lurpee]

@laurenboebert HAVE 👏 YOU 👏 DONE 👏 ANY 👏 WORK 👏?!