Melusi Hadebe

A hard rock life 🔨⛏

[Melusi Hadebe @Luscooo]

@SiyabongaOnX Would ONLY do this if it straight up guaranteed me a longer life!!!

[Siyabonga @SiyabongaOnX]

There is not a single fitness goal that would ever have me waking up at a time that starts with ‘03:…’. Ayibo! Routine yamabutho ka Ndwandwe phela le.

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

My brothers and I have retired from one-sided relationships. We value reciprocity now. If that makes us princesses, so be it.

[𝐒𝖍𝖆𝐤𝖆 𝐙𝖚𝖑𝖚 @_shwabade_]

That’s how the World Cup works . After the World Cup everyone is supposed to go home , but you’re Nigerian I don’t expect you to understand visitors rules

[Melusi Hadebe @Luscooo]

@kgosi_yaBakwena @SizweDhlomo we own tvs and we want to next question

[Melusi Hadebe @Luscooo]

@bigwillySZN Awww ngeke bafethu so between the 3 akekho obona into ewrong la 😭😎😂

[Euphonik™♛ @euphonik]

You left out the word “illegally”…

[The father @Buti_Kamo]

@TheMiningGuySA A father will be complaining to me about his son who's my age, And I do all the things he's complaining about when I'm off duty

[Dr Kolisa Yola Sinyanya (PhD) 🌍📚🇿🇦 @Kolie_Yola]

The concept of having a race you hate raise your kids is so interesting.

[_Kangchi_😎 @_Kangchi_8]

My generator stopped at 2 a.m. I thought it had run out of fuel. Turns out it had run out of being mine 💔😭😭

[Melusi Hadebe @Luscooo]

@_BNSL When the fire within you burns out its an opportunity to find the coal that exists deep within you

[Melusi Hadebe @Luscooo]

@NdimJesus @Miss_Godi "love to start trouble" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Thato01 @Thato_Reekae]

Get married and don’t invite him and his child 😭

[Melusi Hadebe @Luscooo]

@Shibu_Thobs I'm not very particular; I'd use both.

[Melusi Hadebe @Luscooo]

@Ashish_4vedi Or an ice pack 😭😭😭😭those who know know

[Melusi Hadebe @Luscooo]

@KingPumza 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂

[Melusi Hadebe @Luscooo]

@omgsidewalks These things happen 😮😑 definitely AI

[sirhighbreed @sirhighbreed]

A man can't get coochie unless the woman agrees to it. If she cheated, it was definitely her idea, not his.

[Palmwine Papi @spicedliver]

This is simple, really. He's giving you the power to choose to engage. If you engage, you're interested, if you don't, no one is pestering you when you know you're not interested. W-W, really.

[CHASE @Chase_Sithole]

Iyabhebhisa yin lento yokuziveza uCleaner? 🤷🏾‍♂️ anosho phela umunt adonse iMop