Bridget Jones

Illustrator and writer(ish), playing at a full time profession, drinking towards an early grave and dancing my way to the institute.

[Bridget Jones @Lusi_Bee]

Kiss me again and let us both be damned.

[Bridget Jones @Lusi_Bee]

Ouchtown, population: you bro.

[Bridget Jones @Lusi_Bee]

You're barking up the wrong asparagus.

[Bridget Jones @Lusi_Bee]

Never go for the kill when you can go for the pain.

[Bridget Jones @Lusi_Bee]

Come through.

[Bridget Jones @Lusi_Bee]

What a wicked thing to say, you never felt this way.

[Bridget Jones @Lusi_Bee]

But can you say that you've been thinking of us?

[Bridget Jones @Lusi_Bee]

Just come be the man I need.

[Bridget Jones @Lusi_Bee]

You had me at "I'm a twat".

[Bridget Jones @Lusi_Bee]

Daddy likes hot cock.

[Bridget Jones @Lusi_Bee]

You and I nothing.

[Bridget Jones @Lusi_Bee]

Your gun is digging into my hip.

[Bridget Jones @Lusi_Bee]

You're lucky I've got a soft spot for lost puppies with long faces.

[Bridget Jones @Lusi_Bee]

I'm a mess, yeah. But I'll get there.

[Bridget Jones @Lusi_Bee]

I lost you and I lost my way.

[Bridget Jones @Lusi_Bee]

You're a man when I tell you you're a man.

[Bridget Jones @Lusi_Bee]

What is going on is, I will no longer be your fool.

[Bridget Jones @Lusi_Bee]

I need somewhere that isn't my head right now.

[Bridget Jones @Lusi_Bee]

I love the smell of crazy in the morning.

[Bridget Jones @Lusi_Bee]

May the birds of paradise fly up your nose.