>Be me
>Be looking for more creative name for Wendigo Cult unit that commands its underlings with a cattle prod
>Go to Wikipedia
>Look up Cattle Prods
>See blue hyperlink
>"Prodfather? What's that?"
>Brooklyn Rabbi kidnapping Jewish men to electrocute their balls until they divorce their wives since wives can't file for divorce under Haredi law
>Makes millions of dollars from this scheme before feds catch him
>Rabbi's name is fucking Epstein