Michael Lutheran

Just a satire account for fun

[Michael Lutheran @LutheranMikel]

Very much appreciate the follow man, but I don’t think I’m gonna be following back 😭

[yaya @yourelosers]

@sang_et_cendre white women be like yeah I call my mixed race kid a super mutt

[Michael Philospher @MichaelPhilosop]

Michael Metaphysics:
We do not live in a Universe, we live in a Michaelverse
All will become Michael and Michael will become all
The Substance of being is Michael
To troon or not to troon is the battle of fundamental forces of good and evil which form the fabricabric of reality

[Micheal Islam☪️ @Michealdudususu]

these cats make me wanna push myself off a roof inshallah

[Michael Lutheran @LutheranMikel]

Doesn’t even make sense I just wanted to post this image

[Michael Lutheran @LutheranMikel]

How it feels to be a Lutheran Romaboo

[Michael Lutheran @LutheranMikel]

@AHope4TheFuture HowlingHiplet fs

[Michael Lutheran @LutheranMikel]

@mcnabb_cal92003 We are LCMS

[Michael Lutheran @LutheranMikel]

Very much appreciate the follow man, but I don’t think I’m gonna be following back 😭

[Michael Lutheran @LutheranMikel]

It’s a wonder what private catholic schooling can do to a sensitive young man

[Michael Lutheran @LutheranMikel]

How old I was when

Kissed:17

Drank:15

Smoked:17

Had sex:15

Used Drugs:15

Watched Porn:13(quit when I was 16)

Sent Nudes:16

Fell in love:17

Lord Jesus Christ have mercy on me a poor miserable sinner

[Michael Arianism @MichaelDualism]

How old I was when

Kissed: Never
Drank: Never
Smoked: Never
Had sex: Never
Used drugs: Never
Watched porn: Never
Sent nudes: Never
Fell in love: Never

The material world is sinful

[Hugo Stiglitz @grandfader_]

Sippin bullshit tn

[Michael Lutheran @LutheranMikel]

Alright man very cool

[megasasuke 🎀 @meow2750]

it sucks because this is literally my dream girl but i just know theres no way she would ever go for a guy like me.. she probably already has 2-3 chads in her dms trying to win her heart

[Michael Lutheran @LutheranMikel]

@mikemikesahur

[Michael Lutheran @LutheranMikel]

The problem with hitlerian national socialism is its lack of respect for transcendent and traditional hierarchies, its total lack of any real spiritual depth, and the populism.

This is the Evolan and also the Christian truth.

[Dr. Floyd | Fentanyl Prescriptions @DrFentFloyd]

@LutheranMikel check my media sir

[Michael Lutheran @LutheranMikel]

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[Michael Lutheran @LutheranMikel]

Read Evola

[Michael Lutheran @LutheranMikel]

This is the man giving @Michaeldudufudu all of HER estrogen

[Michael Lutheran @LutheranMikel]

@Michaeldudufudu

[Michael Lutheran @LutheranMikel]

@Michaeldudufudu

[Michael Pentecostal ❤️‍🔥🕊️✝️ @Michaelpupufupu]

Pastor Tim is swinging from the chandelier while preaching #BestChurchEver

[Michael Lutheran @LutheranMikel]

@MichaelFreemsn Another good method

[Michael Lutheran @LutheranMikel]

Killed a homeless man with a hatchet Michael Lutheran