Larz Suzuki

Meat Support to Meatcanyon. Creep Cast # with the boys. Writing stuff. Walking Ophelia.

[Larz Suzuki @LutzBeHonest]

WATCH THIS SHIT
https://t.co/v3bpnAj7BL

[Larz Suzuki @LutzBeHonest]

Is she playing or not

[Connecticut Sun @ConnecticutSun]

Welcome back, Hailey☀️

The Connecticut Sun have signed Hailey Van Lith to a Player Development Contract.

#GetClose | #CTSun

[Larz Suzuki @LutzBeHonest]

WHAT

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Breaking: Chicago Sky have waived Hailey Van Lith

Van Lith was their 11th overall pick in 2025

[Larz Suzuki @LutzBeHonest]

OH NOW HE—

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Grayson Allen (injury management) available to play Tuesday.

[Larz Suzuki @LutzBeHonest]

Thi should’ve been my tweet.

[Justin Talks Hoops @J_Talks_Hoops]

Chipotle is the Chicago Bull of fast food
They built a loyal fan base based on the glory days, but they have been ass for years now

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

The @Lakers are giving Pat Riley a statue in the next few hours. It’s the perfect time for me to wonder why @HBO chose to cancel Winning Time after just two seasons. What were you guys thinking? Adrien Brody as Pat Riley was peak casting. This show was great- it was cut too short

[Larz Suzuki @LutzBeHonest]

Naturally, a Bulls acquisition.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

“I’m not the same player I used to be…I’m not the J.I. I used to be. The old J.I. is dead.” 😕💔

- Jaden Ivey

(Via @JoelXLorenzi )

[Larz Suzuki @LutzBeHonest]

YES! Yes. They’re finally listening to me

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Bulls are swinging for Tari Eason, per @JCowleyHoops

Houston keeps telling them no, but they’re still trying.

[Larz Suzuki @LutzBeHonest]

But I pick him up in fantasy for one night and he gets 9 points and nothing else 😭

[Underdog @Underdog]

Luke Kennard may be having the best shooting season in NBA History

His shooting splits this year:
53.7 FG%
49.3 3P%
93.8 FT%

No player has ever hit all of those numbers in a single season

[Larz Suzuki @LutzBeHonest]

FOR THE LOVE OF—

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

The Pelicans have fans of Jonathan Kuminga in the organization but it is unknown if the Warriors would include future first-round picks and others for Trey Murphy, per @BrettSiegelNBA

(https://t.co/sR2ftEanXZ)

[Larz Suzuki @LutzBeHonest]

Been on this for 2.5 years. Please just do it if pelicans pick up the phone.

[Jim Park🏀🌌 @Sheridanblog]

Kuminga, Podz, and picks makes this work. End the two-timeline plan once and for all and when Curry is done, build around Quinten Post because he's about to be an all-defensive center for the next decade.

[Larz Suzuki @LutzBeHonest]

@LegionHoops @JCowleyHoops Bulls only trade with the Kings and the wolves so there’s a lot of smoke to this.

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Swagswagswag

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Noa Essengue to undergo season-ending shoulder surgery.

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Kerr

[Kevin O'Connor @KevinOConnor]

Warriors get: MPJ
Nets get: Kuminga, Moody, Hield, future picks

Who says no?

[Larz Suzuki @LutzBeHonest]

WHAT DOES HE DO?
Fried on defense, non-entity on offense.

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WHY IS ISAAC OKORO ON THIS TEAM?

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Manifesting this.

[ivy @ohhhhhherewegoo]

a few, small beers

[Larz Suzuki @LutzBeHonest]

Try like, 8.

[YG_BK @ygeasymoney]

Last year was the fakest shit ever. No way they’re this bad without one player.

[Larz Suzuki @LutzBeHonest]

Finally some good news.

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Hide the 19 year olds, cuz we coming

[NBA Memes @NBAMemes]

The Bulls have more wins than the:

2024 NBA champions
2024 East champs
2024 No. 1 seed (East)
2024 No. 2 seed (West)
2023 NBA champions
2023 West champs

...COMBINED.

[Larz Suzuki @LutzBeHonest]

NBA IS BACK BABY!

[LegendOfWinning @LegendOfWinning]

2 Double OT
SGA 55 ball
Aaron Gordon 50 ball on 10 3s
Curry goes nuclear
Giannis has 37 points in 27 minutes
VJ 34 Point rookie debut
Ant 41 point game
Luka 43 ball
Segun 39/11/7 game
Wemby GOAT game
FBI investigation