Luke De Haan

Coffee please.

[Luke De Haan @LuuqaD]

What does @kendricklamar hate? I didn’t catch it. @FoxNews can you please investigate? #lvihalftime

[Luke De Haan @LuuqaD]

@DezBryant Boo fricken who! People are dying but Dez can’t play ball. 😭😭😭

[Luke De Haan @LuuqaD]

@cmclymer Have you read “If You Catch an Adjective Kill It!”? So good!

[Luke De Haan @LuuqaD]

@ava

[Luke De Haan @LuuqaD]

@itsjuanlove Beets!

[Andrew Das @AndrewDasNYT]

Bigger bases, shorter seasons and a 4-point shot. Sports had a once-in-a-lifetime chance to remake themselves during the pandemic. What’s the one thing you would have changed about your favorite game? https://t.co/gJFyh5OdRr

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

Like is anyone worried that the caravan will sneak through while the CBP is hunting for Antifa at Voodoo Donuts?

[Luke De Haan @LuuqaD]

@ava @d5tar_

[Luke De Haan @LuuqaD]

More urine per cubic inch than an actual toilet...

[Andy Ostroy @AndyOstroy]

“You guys are amazing out there!” the DJ yells. Yeah...amazing at being a bunch of selfish #COVIDIOTS...

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

"They straightened out the Mississippi River in places, to make room for houses and liveable acreage. Occasionally the river floods these places. 'Floods' is the word they use, but in fact it is not flooding; it is remembering. Remembering where it used to be."

-Toni Morrison

[Luke De Haan @LuuqaD]

@GovWhitmer Belle Isle!!