Jennifer Crain

Writer, mother, and Christian. Unyielding faith. Don’t mistake my gentleness for weakness. Righteous anger rises when darkness threatens God’s people. ✝️

[Jennifer Crain @LuvMs1Luv]

@advancedSOULS @LionelMedia @RealCandaceO So you steal my words and use them for your own? How feeble minded! Weirdooo!

[Jennifer Crain @LuvMs1Luv]

@MairKnight3 @LionelMedia @RealCandaceO Defend my position on conspiracies with NO empirical data? You’re delusional! I bet the prosecution presents evidence that stacks up against Tyler Robinson! You’re feeble minded, like most Candace cult groupies.

[Jennifer Crain @LuvMs1Luv]

@MairKnight3 @LionelMedia @RealCandaceO I’ll wait for the trial! 🤡

[Jennifer Crain @LuvMs1Luv]

@Fubar295 @catturd2 🤡

[Jennifer Crain @LuvMs1Luv]

I see AMY BEE is an obvious Candy Cult member and has to resort to an ad hominem attack because she has a little thing called cognitive dissonance ! That’s a common side effect from worshiping your grifter idol … The UnCredible wannabe investigator > Candace Owens…You know the Jew hater and the Zionist Christian hater and the hater of Erika Kirk who is factually NOT on trial! 🤡 I can’t teach a person like you how to have discernment or how to have a moral compass or to even think objectively! You’re just another one of her sheep!🐑 BAAAA! I pray God convicts all of you who have attacked Mrs. Erika Kirk and everybody else other than the person sitting behind bars! Tyler Robinson trial can’t come soon enough!

[Jennifer Crain @LuvMs1Luv]

@jz_kramer @catturd2 🤡

[Jennifer Crain @LuvMs1Luv]

Of course you’re in the wrong and the reason why you made this post is because you have conviction in your heart! Just never do it again OK always make her the priority on her birthday. Also as a sidenote you and your mother might have two totally different love languages so just keep that in mind. Read the book on love languages. I’m sure you’re still her pride and joy! 😉

[Jennifer Crain @LuvMs1Luv]

@nosoup4knowles 2 Corinthians 11:14 states: "And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light"

[Jennifer Crain @LuvMs1Luv]

Reading these comments and I wonder to myself …how can so many of you be so emotionally stunted!? It is apparent you all have ZERO ability to discern, stay objective, or control your impulses like adults! Yet, here you are throwing collective tantrums, displaying your absolute ignorance with pride as if that is some kind of achievement😉
Maybe pause, take a breath, and repent for judging a widow who is not on trial and for supporting a grifter who gets off on hating Jewish people and Christian Zionists. So many of you are foolish and you bleat like sheep! BAAAA!🐑 🐑 🐑

[Jennifer Crain @LuvMs1Luv]

@LionelMedia @RealCandaceO Nice try. Candace spins wild lies about Charlie Kirk getting assassinated with zero evidence just for clicks and attention. But we have to write essays proving her wrong every time she dreams up new conspiracy trash? That’s not debate. That’s pure hypocritical horse shit! 💩

[Jennifer Crain @LuvMs1Luv]

@muheediva01

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Happy Birthday to my favorite President 🇺🇸

[Barry Cunningham @barrycunningham]

OMG!!! LOOK AT THIS CROWD!! Toxic masculinity is BACK!
UFC at the White House is making a statement that the soy boy laden commies in the Democrat party can't answer!

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

I am in total shock. President Trump surprises fans by bringing an actual BALD EAGLE to Freedom 250 UFC’s Historic Weigh in

FEELS SO GOOD TO BE BACK

Liberals can’t stand this 🔥

[Jennifer Crain @LuvMs1Luv]

America 🇺🇸

[Melissa Redpill @MelissaRedpill]

Happy 80th Birthday President Trump!
We LOVE YOU!!!
🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Fight night energy is taking over DC.

UFC Freedom 250 is almost here. 🇺🇸

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

I ABSOLUTELY VOTED FOR THIS. BACKFLIPS IN FRONT OF THE WHITE HOUSE. LET’S GO 🔥 🇺🇸

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

The official line is that they were a Norwegian trade delegation. Technically accurate, because they are Nordic, and there was trade. But they are also seven feet tall, telepathic, and arrived on the South Lawn without a vehicle.

I am the Deputy Director of Visitor Logistics at the White House. I logged them into WAVES as FOREIGN DIGNITARIES (3), NON-TERRESTRIAL, NO MOTORCADE REQUIRED, and the meeting went extremely well.

The Pleiadians requested the audience in March. They communicate telepathically, which the President respected immediately, because it meant nothing was in writing.

They traveled 444 light-years to deliver a warning about our trajectory as a species, the kind of warning a doctor gives a patient who keeps asking if he can smoke in the waiting room. Atomic weapons. Ocean collapse. Machine intelligence. I did not take complete notes, because the meeting ran 25 minutes and he spent the first eleven asking where they got the jackets.

Their opening offer: clean fusion, the cure for every disease, the propulsion equations. Free. Contingent on planetary disarmament.

His advisors begged him not to negotiate against a species that reads minds. It turned out he is the one man alive with nothing to find. They reached into his mind expecting layer upon layer of deception and found a single image, perfectly clear: him, wearing one of their jackets. The delegation conferred for a long moment and informed us that in eleven thousand years of contact, no species had ever tried to buy the uniform. They called it coherence. They did not mean it as a compliment. He has already trademarked it.

He countered. Landing rights, retroactive to 1947. Eighty years of unauthorized airspace use, invoiced with interest. Legal added a line item for the weather balloon story. Narrative services. We billed them for our own cover-up, and the tall one went silent for nine seconds, which I am told is how their species weeps.

Greenland stays in the deal. They did not want Greenland. He said that's how he knew it was valuable. What kind of advanced civilization passes on waterfront?

Then UFC Freedom 250. This Sunday. Seven bouts on the same lawn we were standing on. His birthday, which he assured them was a coincidence the universe keeps arranging. He offered them galactic distribution rights. Then he looked at the tall one for a long time and offered him the co-main event. Seven feet. Reach like a cathedral door. Walks around at a weight our scales log as an error. Someone said the commission would never sanction it. He appoints the commission.

The tall one declined. He lowered the offer to the prelims. This is a negotiating technique.

They asked if staging a cage fight on the negotiation site was a threat display. He said it was a Flag Day celebration, and also yes.

I should note that an environmental group has sued to stop the octagon. Nobody has sued to stop the aliens. I forwarded this to Counsel as proof that the permitting process is working.

Protocol required a gift exchange. They presented a small silver sphere that shows the holder the full consequences of his choices. He looked into it for four seconds and asked if it came in gold.

You have all seen the photo. A groundskeeper took it through the magnolias. We told the press pool it was a costume rehearsal for a streaming series, and the pool, to their credit, wrote that down. The groundskeeper now works at the Department of Energy. I am told this is a promotion.

There is also footage. He spotted the camera mid-meeting and pointed at it the way you'd point at a waiter whose name you intend to learn. Instead of having it confiscated, he licensed it on the spot. The leak is now official merchandise. Every time you share it, a royalty accrues. You have probably shared it. Have you checked? He thanks you for your business.

The deal collapsed at dusk. The Pleiadians withdrew the fusion offer when he asked them to walk out before the main event as Special Guests of the Octagon. They said humanity was not ready. He had Counsel log that as a verbal option to renew.

Final tally: our species declined the cure for every disease and counteroffered with pay-per-view. The delegation received two tickets to the Ellipse screening area. Not cageside. He does not give away cageside.

They left without sound. One moment present, then elsewhere, like a fee disclosure.

Two things before Sunday. The walkout jackets for the main card are red with gold embroidery. Licensed. The fusion fell through, but the jackets closed in an afternoon.

And there are three seats on the South Lawn logged as HOLD, GUESTS OF THE PRINCIPAL, DO NOT ASSIGN. I did not enter that hold. The system says I did.

He says everyone comes back to the table.

We're the only planet with the belt.

[Jennifer Crain @LuvMs1Luv]

@OliviaSwing Because Erika Kirk is tired of y’all being hurtful, rude, bitter little bitches! You’re the ass cracks of the world! You wannabe’s will doing ANYTHING for clout and that’s just the cold hard truth! 🤡