R. I. Hamilton

Sister, friend, advocate, thinker, teacher, back up singer, dry comedienne, and slick comments galore. Occasional snark with a dose of venting.

[R. I. Hamilton @LuvNotLost]

When you get an email with seventy words, do you not recognize when you only read seven words before replying?

[R. I. Hamilton @LuvNotLost]

My morning salutations were definitely a mish-mash. "Happy Friday!" "What's up lil baby?!" "Good morning!"😂😂

[R. I. Hamilton @LuvNotLost]

Using the word "tooken" in the same email that informed me of the A's you earned in Composition I and 2 leaves me speechless.

[R. I. Hamilton @LuvNotLost]

He ruined this song for me. It takes EVERYTHING for me to keep it together when I hear it!

[R. I. Hamilton @LuvNotLost]

If anyone says they saw me outside looking like Susie Carmichael, they weren't mistaken. #itwasi

[R. I. Hamilton @LuvNotLost]

What did we talk about in Children's Sunday School? David, Goliath, the Philistines, chocolate ice cream, marshmallows and lions. Was that the lesson? Nope!

[R. I. Hamilton @LuvNotLost]

All of Fall 2025, this student said, "I'm still listening to you with my headphones on." Today's two and a half hour visit and the accompanying questions prove that she in fact was not listening. #5pmpleasehurry

[R. I. Hamilton @LuvNotLost]

When did I leave work yesterday? 1:35am.
When did I return to work today? 7:35am.
This is called a poor decision.

[R. I. Hamilton @LuvNotLost]

Want to know if two products are made and packaged by the same company? Check the recall list.

[R. I. Hamilton @LuvNotLost]

"Whatchoo eating? It smells healthy."
"What does healthy smell like?"
"That."
😑Please come get y'all kids!

[R. I. Hamilton @LuvNotLost]

The same AI you used last week to make that "sum me up in one image" trend could have translated that show you're complaining about.

[R. I. Hamilton @LuvNotLost]

This is my first time out since Friday, January 23rd.

[R. I. Hamilton @LuvNotLost]

Punishment proves a point. Discipline corrects a system.

[R. I. Hamilton @LuvNotLost]

They are reading ALL of the acknowledgements and resolutions for Brother Richard...and he had A LOT!

[R. I. Hamilton @LuvNotLost]

I have sat here and blamed this smell on a baby...but ain't no baby back here.

[R. I. Hamilton @LuvNotLost]

Me: "Email is not Snapchat. The messages won't disappear while I'm out."
Them: ***sending the same email over and over and getting an out of reply***

[R. I. Hamilton @LuvNotLost]

Win #1: Remembered my work password.

[R. I. Hamilton @LuvNotLost]

Currently regretting my decision to switch to decaffeinated coffee.

[R. I. Hamilton @LuvNotLost]

"If you feel fully forgiven...that begins to inform what you can tolerate in other people."
https://t.co/SBijpBo7pW

[R. I. Hamilton @LuvNotLost]

How have we had class for 15 weeks and you think my name is Kimberly?