Greg Luzinski

I'm former #Phillies slugger Greg The Bull Luzinski. These days I run Bulls Barbeque and pound beers. (PARODY)

[Greg Luzinski @LuzinskiBull]

This #Phillies offense is so goddamn bad, Bowa would have batted fuckin' cleanup. #ShitShow

[Greg Luzinski @LuzinskiBull]

@JohnBorukCSN Is Ben Davis's hair real? It looks hard. He probably didn't even need a batter's helmet when he played ball. #PhilliesTalk

[Greg Luzinski @LuzinskiBull]

I've been knee deep in BBQ sauce all night. What happened? RT #PhilliesTalk @ryanhoward Hell of a win tonight. Solid.

[Greg Luzinski @LuzinskiBull]

@amyfadoolCSN did you know that Andy Reid has a $4,532 tab at Bull's BBQ? True Story. #PhilliesTalk

[Greg Luzinski @LuzinskiBull]

@zoowithroy @HighCheese Maybe it didn't look like him, but it has him beat by a few lbs.

[Greg Luzinski @LuzinskiBull]

Hector mother-fuckin' Luna. Must've been that pulled-pork care package I sent him when he got called up. #Phillies

[Greg Luzinski @LuzinskiBull]

@zoowithroy I just took a dump the size of @HighCheese. Sort of looks like him too.

[Greg Luzinski @LuzinskiBull]

@ryanhoward Tell @HunterPence3 I'm sending him and his family a U-Haul full of meat and barbecue sauce. #LetsGoEat

[Greg Luzinski @LuzinskiBull]

Wow...I would not want to be Brett Myers' wife tonight. Way to redeem yourself, Pence. #Phillies

[Greg Luzinski @LuzinskiBull]

I'm gonna draw a fuckin' bull turd right on the hood of your car, Cheese. RT @HighCheese Draw your own conclusions

[Greg Luzinski @LuzinskiBull]

What a fuckin' Diekhead. I like this kid. Free BBQ for everyone...Just kidding, fuckers. #Phillies

[Greg Luzinski @LuzinskiBull]

@CrossingBroad Chad "Comin' Up Smalls" Qualls. I'm gonna shit on this dude. #Phillies

[Greg Luzinski @LuzinskiBull]

I got some rotten chicken I was going to throw out after the game. You guys wanna throw it at Pence instead? #Phillies

[Greg Luzinski @LuzinskiBull]

Jesus Christ, if I was in the league when this Chad Qualls dude was pitching, I would've broken every goddamn hitting record ever. #Phillies

[Greg Luzinski @LuzinskiBull]

Goddamn right you are. Keep the line movin'. RT @EastCoastNorske im overdue for some Bull's BBQ!!!!!

[Greg Luzinski @LuzinskiBull]

Thanks for the opinion. I'm gonna file that under "Who Fuckin' Cares" RT @DonutWithAHole It would be more fun if you changed your name

[Greg Luzinski @LuzinskiBull]

No shit, Sherlock. Keep the line movin', damnit. RT @DonutWithAHole But you aren't the Bull. #phony

[Greg Luzinski @LuzinskiBull]

I think you're a fuckin' scrawny nerd who could use more pulled pork RT @CrossingBroad This might be my new avatar

[Greg Luzinski @LuzinskiBull]

This Cliff Lee guy's pretty goddamn good. I would've taken him fuckin' yard, though. #Phillies

[Greg Luzinski @LuzinskiBull]

I'm sending down a shit-load of pulled pork and a sixer of Bud down to the clubhouse. Charlie could use some after that exchange. #Phillies