Your girlfriend spends her mornings at the next door neighbors house, giving Jared sloppy toppy in return for him cutting the yard and cleaning the gutters. He’s offered to trim the bushes around her house but only if he gets some cheeks out of it
POV: You finally convinced the single mother of 3 to let you clap her cheeks and now you’re balls deep about to make it 4 because she doesn’t believe in condoms