linds

[sugarplum @proseluvr]

having more than two guests in a single day

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Me when anyone asks why I still use Twitter

[dylan @dylangonzalez21]

“55 points 55 rebounds 55 blocks 55 assists 55 steals”

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

what about covid nineteen-and-a-half. it’s a movie about timon and pumba’s experience during the pandemic

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

driving barefoot feels like when they connect their hair to the dragon in avatar

[hanna @localcheetowife]

Everything is so random now

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

no but really wearing the same outfit again and again and again brings so much peace. one less thing to think about in this crazzzzy world. you feel like one of the simpsons. other people: oh my god what will i wear. me: i’ll wear my outfit

[🧑🏾‍🦱 @ewgraiam]

they’re saying there’s 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

[Drew Hernandez @DrewHLive]

Lindsey Graham every time he’s on Fox News pushing war

[Jake Romm @jake_romm]

what you have to understand about lindsey graham is that he is actively trying to go to hell because that's where he thinks all the gay guys are

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

ban it from showing the people i went to high school with what they’d look like as a cartoon character too while you’re at it

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

This Trump–Netanyahu war is unconstitutional and violates international law.

It endangers the lives of U.S. troops and people across the region.

We’ve lived through the lies of Vietnam and Iraq.

No more endless wars. Congress must pass a War Powers Resolution immediately.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Oliver Twist after stealing a gua sha

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

every day you have two options

[Connett Croghan @cocrotoofly]

Email? Isn’t that the thing pedophiles do?

[꩜ @laylology]

My guardian angels gets in contact with me through vanity plates and they just said something very interesting

[umru @umru_]

Our focus has always been on creating a global network of Spheres

[sammy @loserbent]

yo bro does it smell like wrongprincess in here?