mimi 🇲🇦

[mimi 🇲🇦 @LyamaniRime]

We have a new sugar daddy bitches

[Zoldyck @Michealkaiser_]

This is what a holocaust looks like.

[𝚟 𝚒 𝚡 𝚎 𝚗 @ishevenom]

Je commande un panini, y’a marqué 4€ sur la porte jvois 5 sur le TPE, il me sort « c’est pareil » j’lui dis « tu veux que j’te nique ta mère ou quoi » il était tellement choqué il m’a offert une canette #simple

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

when you left the house in your idgaf outfit but now you out and gaf.

[kat @yslnadi]

when your period starts going away and you start remembering what it’s like to live a life without bleeding again

[• @yducknow]

I miss skipping class
skipping work is way too serious

[elsa @callmeMaharani]

my brother lost my airpods and instead of apologizing he said “this is why baba says girls shouldn't have expensive gadgets.” i slapped him so hard his glasses flew off and now my mom is saying i have “anger issues” and need to pray more. nobody is talking about the airpods.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me: Paying extra for a paper bag to save the earth

World leaders:

[joy-con eater @foconut_]

men manage to be misogynist towards even the moon

[Collins Okinyo @bedjosessien]

Success attracts Jealousy in Africa 🌍

[mimi 🇲🇦 @LyamaniRime]

@LMH_Emeka @realmadrid Fuck you

[ً @redalevislard]

Faut annuler le match et autodétruire le continent

[𝗞lark @KnightClawk]

Being religious doesn't mean you're a good person.

[madison @madison_tayt]

i think that men who turn into whiny little piss babies when they find out they’re having a daughter should be rounded up and dumped into the ocean

[♰ @reeceollld]

i’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i’ve had enough

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

I still have my mom with me, and that’s a blessing I will never take for granted.