Lydia Osborne

[reb @rebmasel]

what I like about hippos being the most dangerous animal in the world: they’re vegetarian. not even omnivores. they don’t want to eat you, they just hate you. and I think that’s a beautiful thing

[Lydia Osborne @LydBydMarie]

Being odd is a dominant trait bc if an even and an odd have a baby it's always odd.

[Lydia Osborne @LydBydMarie]

@allisonpritch26 Just say you sweat from your eyes, works every time, 50% of the time <3

[Lydia Osborne @LydBydMarie]

Rewatching big fat quiz of everything 2016, which has both @chelseaperetti and @RichardAyoade and it's making me realize my theatrical dream would be a collab between @RichardAyoade , @chelseaperetti and her partner @JordanPeele . Simply putting this into the universe. Goodnight

[Lydia Osborne @LydBydMarie]

@ellehermanator Today we are all Caleb Loverboys

[Lydia Osborne @LydBydMarie]

@a_pritchett619 The Monterey birthday shot is a sacred tradition. Basically communion

[Lydia Osborne @LydBydMarie]

@ALuhSON 💃🏽

[OCAD @OCAD_CHI]

There are NO INSTANCE where murderous violence against a child is justified. When we believe and repeat the logic of the police as they excuse the murder of our communities in the streets, we take part in our dehumanization. We must #DefundCPD & get justice for #AdamToledo

[Lydia Osborne @LydBydMarie]

@benhilse Babe in the big city gave me nightmares

[Lydia Osborne @LydBydMarie]

Someone invent a chrome plugin that inserts Oxford commas.

[Open Letters @openletterbot]

🖋 Sign “No Confirmation for Supreme Court until after Inauguration Day” and I’ll deliver a copy to your officials: https://t.co/5vePkMvugb

📨 No. 3,470 is from @lydbydmarie to @SenatorBurr and @senthomtillis #NC04 #NCpolitics

[Lydia Osborne @LydBydMarie]

I love laundry day bc it's primarily sitting on my couch but makes me feel like an proficient adult.

[Lydia Osborne @LydBydMarie]

I've spent 10% of my time on earth looking for a hair tie.

[Lydia Osborne @LydBydMarie]

@HannahROsborne Naw he told me he figured if it was important I would call mom 🙃

[Lydia Osborne @LydBydMarie]

The most millennial thing about me is I get absolutely offended if my parents screen my calls, but I screen theirs 99.9% of the time.

[Lydia Osborne @LydBydMarie]

It's hard for me to associate Marc Jacobs with high-end fashion when all I hear is Mark Jacobson Toyota.

[Lydia Osborne @LydBydMarie]

You're*

[Lydia Osborne @LydBydMarie]

Stylish is a weird word because it means you have style and not that you have style -ish. Like being coolish doesn't mean your cool.

[Lydia Osborne @LydBydMarie]

i really need the trump presidency to end so i can watch veep without feeling sad.

[Lydia Osborne @LydBydMarie]

@benhilse JUST SAW ONE BLACK DOG