@sarahjoystone On Survivor, there’s always someone who has to build the shelter. After all that hunting and gathering, you still have to sleep in some sort hut/lean to/cardboard box. Trade people shelters for food and water. Barter = the new bitcoin.
When it’s 1/22 but ur roomies are still binging Christmas Hallmarks. Like a nightmare version of “if you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all” but you watch them all anyway. And how are they ALL so terrible?!? You’d think at least one would be good, even accidentally! #shootme
@sarahjoystone Chiffon: the useless female lead that’s pulled from near death situations, then breathes heavily for the next 15 minutes. Will ultimately spurn her superhero savior in favor of a quiet suburban life.
1. Deciding which show to binge next. 2. Finding the perfect filter for the perfect selfie. 3. Getting lost in YouTube session that starts with music and ends with “how to escape zip ties” 4. Mental anxiety of creating amazing hashtag responses #ProblemsIDidntHave20YearsAgo