ipad kid

nyc

[ipad kid @LydiaChase13]

The way that this kid would PULL at a liberal arts college ...

[ipad kid @LydiaChase13]

@BillAckman @ZohranKMamdani Thanks Bill you swayed me, you ugly old fuck!

[ipad kid @LydiaChase13]

@Dan_Brisbois @MeidasTouch He’s quite literally going to win

[ipad kid @LydiaChase13]

@dominos #DominosPiDay

[ipad kid @LydiaChase13]

@finalformolivia Omg

[ipad kid @LydiaChase13]

Nobody:

Rachel’s friend:
#TheBachelorette

[ipad kid @LydiaChase13]

@oatmilkho3 Would die to be that hand

[ipad kid @LydiaChase13]

The piss-scented subway air blowing my dress to reveal my pineapple-printed underwear…Like a modern day Marilyn..

[ipad kid @LydiaChase13]

@emilykim47 FREE HER

[ipad kid @LydiaChase13]

@oatmilkho3 would NEVER plague our bodies w those microplastics

[ipad kid @LydiaChase13]

Exfoliating! (Rolling around in my crumb-filled bed)

[ipad kid @LydiaChase13]

…Ok I don’t claim this anymore

[ipad kid @LydiaChase13]

Can some PLEASE wrong me? I am only motivated by spite

[ipad kid @LydiaChase13]

When it is sunny I skip to work and when it rains I have heart palpitations if my coworkers chew too loudly

[ipad kid @LydiaChase13]

Excuse me. Where can I get a goddamn F’real milkshake around here

[ipad kid @LydiaChase13]

If there’s a consistent thing about me, it’s that I’m always one (1) moderately strong drink away from asking a stranger to “drop the skincare routine”

[ipad kid @LydiaChase13]

@lolcantdrive Well???? The people need to know

[ipad kid @LydiaChase13]

@lolcantdrive I knew you’d understand 😌

[ipad kid @LydiaChase13]

I love nyc because at my most embarrassing I can just imagine I am somebody’s content to bring to their groupchat