Lydia Pauly

Always a bridesmaid, never an ASTRONAUT (ty @dessadarling). Fiction, games, bots, DMing. 🧙🏻‍♀️ Follow them: @SciFiBotPrompt, @TransferenceBot, @BadProductBot

[SciFi Art @retroscifiart]

Concept art for Message From Space(1978) from the soundtrack LP booklet. Art is uncredited but could be Ishimori.

[Diane Turnshek @DianeTurnshek]

Two scientists walk into a bar.
"I'll have H2O," says the 1st.
"I'll have H2O, too," says the 2nd.
Bartender gives them water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.

[Lydia Pauly @LydiaPauly]

@TheMoth Thank for the GrandSlam in London tonight! Great stories.

Who was the host for tonight? Didn't catch a name, but she was so good!

[Lydia Pauly @LydiaPauly]

A day in my body:

Me: mmm I'm hungry how about some lovely--

Body: [DEATHLY SCREAMING]

[Boogie2988 @Boogie2988]

One more thing I wanted to say at that panel:

Be the change you want to see in the world. If you want positivity on the net, PUT IT THERE

[David Renshaw @ddavidrenshaw]

Daily Mail vs Mail Online.

[Creators @CreatorsProject]

Oh God, someone made Clippy into an enamel pin: https://t.co/Gi90Xv5mrE

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

ME: Hi mirror

BEDROOM MIRROR: Hello you flawless hunk

ME: Hi mirror

BATHROOM MIRROR: well if it isn't the hideous troll of Blemishville

[Lydia Pauly @LydiaPauly]

How Facebook’s Telepathic Texting Is Supposed to Work - The Wall Street Journal
https://t.co/GtDFZWYBz7

Called it. #TokyoSync

[Lydia Pauly @LydiaPauly]

@diziara You too!

[Lydia Pauly @LydiaPauly]

@diziara Home okay. Thank you for talking to me!

[Lydia Pauly @LydiaPauly]

@diziara Yeah I've heard that too! If it gets a bit scary, someone is definitely getting a wake up call.

[Lydia Pauly @LydiaPauly]

@diziara It's okay, I'm actually quite close to home. If I keep updating, it should be fine.

[Lydia Pauly @LydiaPauly]

@diziara I did. They followed me inside, then left. Just hoping that they haven't waited for me to leave again.

[Lydia Pauly @LydiaPauly]

Getting followed walking home. If I don't update in an hour, I might be genuinely in trouble.

[Lydia Pauly @LydiaPauly]

I appreciate that the new @Android emojis had a lot of work put into them but.. 😐

https://t.co/NCuOCYbmJF

[Lydia Pauly @LydiaPauly]

Watching Sense8.

Realising the entire novum of Tokyo-Sync is just TECH-SENSE8.

[Lydia Pauly @LydiaPauly]

Alex on summer: "I'll have a shakeaway. Or a Kopparberg." #MaxamFacts

[Lydia Pauly @LydiaPauly]

Alex on miso soup: "Does it turn into a solid?" #MaxamFacts