Jason Lye

Author and subversive boss

[Jason Lye @LyeJason]

@BorisJohnson Labour haven't axed it.

I know this is probably difficult for you to understand, but what they have done is to get rid of the pathetic 'levelling up' slogan which was probably thought up by some junior SPAD in a comms/terminology workshop. Pay attention, Alex.

[Jason Lye @LyeJason]

@RishiSunak Desperate stuff, Rishi. You and your campaign team of demonic 6-year-olds are lying to the bitter end. Martin Lewis is NOT happy!

[Jason Lye @LyeJason]

@CCHQPress Christ on a fucking bike, how old are the children running your campaign? And have they found Michael Gove's stash? Must be some explanation for this bollocks.

[Jason Lye @LyeJason]

@CCHQPress You're Tory HQ. I've reported you.

[Eric Idle @EricIdle]

Ok people, enough of Farago. Here's why I hate him. Eight years ago I could travel in Europe passport free, I could live in any country and work in any country and stay as long as I liked. Now I cannot. I can stay only three months in all of Europe. He effectively burned my passport. For that I will never forgive him.

[Jason Lye @LyeJason]

@newsthump Wurzel.

[Jason Lye @LyeJason]

Technically you are leader of the Con party in that context, not PM. Wish I could say I was surprised by your disingenuousness but, y'know...

[Jason Lye @LyeJason]

Oi, @RishiSunak! Stop sending me letters as Prime Minister that are actually Conservative party propaganda. It's making you look dodgy as fck. Stupid boy.

[Jason Lye @LyeJason]

@Conservatives I don't mind paying more tax if it's spent for the public good. Problem is, you've spent my taxes on friends of your party and your own self-interest. You're a corrupt party. Use your time out of office to search for your honesty and your moral compass.

[Jason Lye @LyeJason]

@ReeceShearsmith It will be on and then it won't be on, true, but it'll be one of those programmes we remember for many, many years. Absolute genius, amazing craftsmanship. I hope it'll be available for my grandkids to watch on whatever form iPlayer takes in 20 years' time.

[Jason Lye @LyeJason]

@RishiSunak I've just done my tax return and I'm paying more tax than ever because of your tax policies. And don't give me all this crap about Labour and taxes when your rotten government and party have just grabbed all my tax money and given it to your friends. I hope Labour win.

[Jason Lye @LyeJason]

@CCHQPress Yes. Yes I do.

[Jason Lye @LyeJason]

@David_Cameron Oh do shut up Cameron. You're an irrelevance.

[Jason Lye @LyeJason]

@GillianKeegan @Conservatives That's rubbish, isn't it. Your party has decimated the opportunities available to people, especially young people. Still, make the most of of that photo of yourself. Highly unlikely to happen again for you.

[Jason Lye @LyeJason]

@Conservatives Yawn.

[Jason Lye @LyeJason]

@Conservatives But no-one believes a word you say any more. The Conservative party is rotting away and being replaced by right-wing extremism. You absolute idiots.

[Jason Lye @LyeJason]

@RishiSunak By putting Grant Shapps in charge of them? Honestly, you and your rotten party need to just crawl off now and let Labour have a go. Bye.

[Jason Lye @LyeJason]

@RishiSunak Well. The subtitles in your crappy video spell 'defence' in the American way, 'defense.' I take this as a MASSIVE hint that you intend to just sod off to the US after you lose the election. Bye.

[Jason Lye @LyeJason]

@mrhenrymorris Christ. Is this Sunak's way of telling us that he's standing down in favour of famous pig-admirer David Cameron?

[Jason Lye @LyeJason]

@Conservatives @PennyMordaunt Utter bollocks. There's sometimes a thin line between politics and lying, and you are always on the wrong side of it. The Tory party is a busted flush and we all know it.