fatbong

23. Non-Binary. ACAB 1312. unconsentually alive THEY/THEM

[fatbong @Lyf31sg00d]

Microaggressions I’ve Endured While at Work A Series:
1) “wow it’s so crazy that you’ve changed your hair! It looks so good!” when i haven’t changed my hair at all in over a year and im just wearing a visor
2) “where’s your sister???” referring to the other black girl worked here

[𝔧𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔱𝔢𝔯 @groovygoddesz]

does anyone wanna join an lgbt gc 🌈

guidelines:
- imessage only
- must be lgbt+
- 21+
- have fun
- be urself
- be supportive
- be respectful
- make friends
- meet ur next luvr

plsss like, rt, dm me ur number if yes 🫶🏻

[fatbong @Lyf31sg00d]

does anyone else’s black experience include uber drivers always playing rap music when you get in? like maybe i enjoy maroon 5…

[fatbong @Lyf31sg00d]

wanting to pack but not buying a packer in fear that i won’t like it and waste like $70

[fatbong @Lyf31sg00d]

i love all my gay fans on instagram that like my posts as soon as i post them. like come on over girl jump in the DMs

[fatbong @Lyf31sg00d]

6 months down used to look like that now i look like this! crazy! let’s see what i look like in another 6 months

[fatbong @Lyf31sg00d]

my toxic trait is if you don’t snapchat me back fast enough i’ll start typing so you’ll get a notification that i’m typing again just in case you forgot 😂

[fatbong @Lyf31sg00d]

tiff from the ultimatum is at the bar i’m at right now

[fatbong @Lyf31sg00d]

oof buying me a drink after i said no turn off…

[fatbong @Lyf31sg00d]

if we stop dating but we’re still friends and you stop sharing your location with me that’s just a lil suss. like do you think i just be stalking you? do you be stalking me and so you think i’m stalking you?? suss… like a homie still tryna know your safe

[fatbong @Lyf31sg00d]

not chrissy though they cool 😎

[fatbong @Lyf31sg00d]

bruh why are all cancers i’ve met literally batshit crazy

[fatbong @Lyf31sg00d]

it really concerns me that my roommate genuinely believes covid was manufactured and like you can believe whatever you want but when the whole room is silent not participating with you maybe shut up

[fatbong @Lyf31sg00d]

wish we’d stop calling it a housing shortage there’s plenty of houses. it’s housing greed. we have greedy folks buying up houses and trying to rent/sell them at greedy prices

[fatbong @Lyf31sg00d]

so ready for summer. if you know what that means??? MASCS IN BIKINIS!!!!

[fatbong @Lyf31sg00d]

i’m gonna make a company and it’s only sellin green things. and not that shitty yellow green that you can only find everywhere i’m talking real green green that makes you feel green inside

[fatbong @Lyf31sg00d]

my wife’s favorite phrase is “i can already picture that guy in a body bag”

[fatbong @Lyf31sg00d]

@pingleboy 8 hours of crying? i think not

[fatbong @Lyf31sg00d]

working at home just means you can get paid to cry

[fatbong @Lyf31sg00d]

nigga had the nerve to say i wasn’t black enough but is hyping up erowhon like wtf?? take your gentrified ass grocery store outta here

[fatbong @Lyf31sg00d]

old asses come into the dispo like “give me your strongest testing i’ve been smoking for 60 years gotta have the stuff that reminds me of woodstock” like yeah bruh let me take you to the CBD section of the store

[Genius💡💹🧲 🤖 @GeniusPothead]

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