Lygris

A fluffy-ass bug in the mountains.

[Lygris @LygrisMoth]

1) "Saar" is an Indian mispronunciation of "sir". After seeing it anti-Indian memes, Indians with low comprehension have been attempting to reverse-engineer this by just... blindly mirroring the roles 1:1. This overlaps with Indians attempting to insult whites by depicting whites as speaking in ebonics.

2) Indians' extrapolating their knowledge of gangbang porn and 'Bonnie Blue' to all white women.

[Lygris @LygrisMoth]

@KattyLender Worst mixup since their subtitles ending up on Swedish government recordings.

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@kabrutusdeid @TimSweeneyEpic I swore off EGS after they bought Phoenix Point and made it an EGS exclusive... AFTER Phoenix Point had already sold backers the promise of Steam and GOG keys.

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@TheUnaButters @leemytime This summarizes every attempt I've seen of coaching people who insist they are "too poor" to NOT live off of fast food.

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@shagbark_hick The particulates and carbon monoxide give it such a lovely crunch too!

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@cremieuxrecueil Telegram is extremely popular with furries. Hmm...

[Rick Brewster @rickbrewPDN]

I GOT THE DOMAIN! I FINALLY GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!1 🥳🎉

Paint​.NET is now at https://t.co/ZJTUII4bVG!

Well, it will be just as soon as I push all the buttons to migrate content and set up redirects from getpaint​.net etc. For now it's just a "hey go here" redirect page.

[Lygris @LygrisMoth]

@Glassdoorgamer Eh. Better for an exec to be into yachts than to be into minors...

[coconutjpg @coconut_jpgg]

This was made by someone who explicitly wants Steam to be a publicly traded company btw

[Lygris @LygrisMoth]

@Utahfarmersorg1 Stfu alfalfa baron.

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@MocKing888 @shenshen_gyech Is it too late to order now?

[dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DolphinMossad]

French cooks act like they’re trying to seduce the food, Chinese cooks act like they’re the last engineer on an overheating spaceship desperately staving off core implosion.

[Lygris @LygrisMoth]

Final hole in Tower Unite minigolf

[𝟑 𝐞̀𝐦𝐞 𝐎𝐞𝐢𝐥 @_3emeOeil]

🟤🇦🇹 En Autriche, pour environ 2 €, vous pouvez acheter une petite boule en bois… puis la regarder parcourir une gigantesque piste de 87 mètres remplie d’obstacles 😳

L’installation se trouve près des montagnes russes alpines d’Imst et ressemble à une version géante d’un circuit de billes.

[Lygris @LygrisMoth]

@eatinerni

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@Utahfarmersorg1 @MarinasHammer Reminder that "food insecurity" is an ridiculously cooked (pun intended) statistic. Counting things like... decisions to buy cheaper brands of food, or decicions against an impulse food buy during a store visit.

[Lygris @LygrisMoth]

@computercart @JustinWhang In restaurants as well. An "American-style" version of an item and usually means [item] but giant portion, or [item] topped with chunks of hot dog weiner.

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@AlexMercer3864 @dookiewave Lee had been standing around clearly and openly holding the can of mace/OC for minutes. Matthew initiated assault against Lee, attempting to grab at Lee but was turned away with one slap (seen in this still photo)

Matthew then stepped back, drew a gun and shoot Lee in the head.

[Lugo 🌱☄️🌑 @Lugo_496]

"Mi madre está muriendo"

[Lygris @LygrisMoth]

@FerretPerHour @leemytime The ideal applicant doesn't exis-

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@BrandeeB450 @slcpd @SLCPublicLands @theutahepidemic @Clancy4Utah @SLCO_Sheriff @saltlakejustice @SimGillDA "Guy was sleeping too deeply to care about the open and exposed drug pipe on the playground."

Yeah I'm sure was awake and alert he'd be very upset that the pipe fairy had visited his innocent napping spot.