Will Bardwell

Lawyer. Golf, etc. As seen and read at @fried_egg_golf, @GolfersJournal, and elsewhere. Be a somebody: be a Substack subscriber. Opinions are my own.

[Will Bardwell @LyingFour]

“Do you have time for a Zoom call on Friday at 4:30?”

[Will Bardwell @LyingFour]

Talkin bout cars, dreamin bout women
Talkin bout cars, dreamin bout women

[BravesVision @BravesVisionTV]

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[Will Bardwell @LyingFour]

@SaraCivian Nuclear Family Month is canceled.

[Braves on TBS @BravesOnWTBS]

June 4, 1991 | Phillies at Braves “Dale Murphy Night”

“I know that I will be a visitor tonight but I know that this will always be my home.”

— Dale Murphy

[Will Bardwell @LyingFour]

@BravesVisionTV I know all the words to the song now, despite not wanting to.

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@mlbbowman They’re the same size, but one is a little lower than the other.

[Will Bardwell @LyingFour]

@SaraCivian the only nuclear family for me

[Will Bardwell @LyingFour]

Even Brendan Sorsby is impressed.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Federal authorities are said to be investigating George Santos for potential insider trading for betting on his attendance at the State of the Union.

https://t.co/JAVey97CFy

[Will Bardwell @LyingFour]

@mlbbowman Wind

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@critsergolf Tell me you’ve never been south of Cincinnati without telling me you’ve never been south of Cincinnati.

[Peter Hamby @PeterHamby]

i saw this clip on mute and thought this was Marty Funkhouser

[The Steampunk Gentleman Gamer ⚙️🚂🎩 @quirked_up_anzu]

Right before Porkins is shot down, Biggs yells "Eject!" at him as if they aren't all wearing open helmets and wouldn't just die anyway in the vacuum of space

[Will Bardwell @LyingFour]

See, this is how you keep people away from New York: just be your normal, whiny selves. You will turn people off in no time.

[New York Magazine @NYMag]

“From a governance standpoint, we seem to be treated like any other neighborhood — like Cobble Hill or Boerum Hill — and we are actually more like Times Square,” said Jamel Talbi, a 15-year Dumbo resident and condo-board president. “We are at our wits’ end.” Talbi should know; he lives on the cobblestoned stretch of Washington Street leading from the Brooklyn Bridge pedestrian walkway to the waterfront that is said to be the most Instagrammed location on the planet.

Talbi launched an 11-page online petition, directed at elected officials and signed by nearly 400 Dumbo residents, which includes a list of demands one might expect from folks living in a neighborhood so dense with tourists that it’s sometimes hard to push a stroller down the sidewalk: restrictions on street vendors and tour buses, for instance, and a crowd-management plan.

While the petition is just the latest in an ongoing crusade to tame the streets, tension in the neighborhood is building up, and for good reason. “People are anxious because there is a World Cup village under the Brooklyn Bridge this summer, the 250th anniversary of our independence, the Macy’s fireworks, and the tall ships coming,” said Lincoln Restler, the city councilperson representing the area. “They look ahead to June and July and say, ‘Holy shit! This is going to get a lot worse!’”

Some residents are now taking cues from global anti-tourism tactics — such as Amsterdam’s “Stay Away” campaign discouraging British tourists from traveling to the city to party and Seoul’s visiting hours for Bukchon Hanok Village — and suggesting measures far beyond the usual.

Read Anne Kadet’s report on the Dumbo residents losing their patience against tourists — and resorting to guerrilla tactics: https://t.co/PTvTe3eIZa

[Will Bardwell @LyingFour]

Ben Hogan has returned from the dead to create #content

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

Swing tips from a legend, Ben Hogan 🏌️‍♂️

[Will Bardwell @LyingFour]

Sanderson-branded cap, shirt, towel, and iron covers

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚨🏌🏻‍♂️🤩 #DISCUSSION — What’s one subtle sign that someone is really good at golf?

[Will Bardwell @LyingFour]

Without disputing anything in this article, it’s not for nothing that hockey’s best storytelling includes more women journalists than has been traditional.

[Stephen Whyno @SWhyno]

More women are watching the NHL's Stanley Cup Playoffs. There are many reasons why: https://t.co/A38zfmnGoP

[Will Bardwell @LyingFour]

@snakeollbroker 220 inches? Almost certainly a putter

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I wonder if Teixeira is gonna get a slice of that political persecution slush fund, since his WAR went from 5.3 to -1.1 during the Obama years.

[Will Bardwell @LyingFour]

What a silly little timeline we have here.

[Will Bardwell @LyingFour]

Me looking at all the crap my garage

[Brett McMurphy @Brett_McMurphy]

Georgia president Jere Morehead on state of college athletics: "We're close to anarchy. Time is running out on us. What have we accomplished in the last year? Nothing. Absolutely no progress. I'd say we're in a worse position than we were a year ago. And that's concerning to me"