Jake-Everfree

Like oogy boogy, if you pulled a loose thread, all my insides would fall out. Unlike oogy boogy, it’s all puns. Icon by @namaeekaki

[Jake-Everfree @LyingLyre]

@kae_talks Oh shit for real? Where’s the hot topic at the national mall?

[Jake-Everfree @LyingLyre]

@yinyuszi Understood! I was gonna bring some of those small oranges, but seeing your OC, we have enough cuties!

[ToonHoleChris @toonholechris]

Vampire in the parking lot

[Jake-Everfree @LyingLyre]

Fool. Utter fool.

Hitting it with your car is like blowing on dandelion fluff. It’ll explode into a cloud of spores and the streets will be covered with them this time next week!

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Liberty Mutual really thought they did something with this Liberty Bibberty shit. I’ll run that little freak over with my car

[penny @singularcent]

When that mapo tofu gets in my system

[Rogon Usaryis @RogonUsaryis]

classic from @koboldposting

[Jake-Everfree @LyingLyre]

@SwerveChris @kaardbord Oh yes! It is! But if you recall the main bits about the second season! That would be my point.

[Jake-Everfree @LyingLyre]

@kae_talks everyone scatter!!!

[Jake-Everfree @LyingLyre]

@kae_talks Don’t worry Kae! I’m here for you! We all are!

…Until you get bloodthirsty. That’s a given.

[Jake-Everfree @LyingLyre]

@turbomander @MitamaSakumaru Listen it’s not 7’s fault alright? Hasn’t society taught us to eat 3^2 meals a day?

[Jake-Everfree @LyingLyre]

@savk0n1RyS @Armlo_2644 Easy win then right? Won’t he accidentally resign?