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My dad is one bad dude.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Did you guys shoot that whisky ad with Sammy Davis Jr. yet?”

“Yeah.”

“How did it go?”

“It was the weirdest fucking day of my entire life.”

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@BasilTheGreat @AnnCoulter Should the dude be backside to the camera?

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

“UFC is so embarrassing at the White House.” - say the people who were ok with this trash…

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

This is the funniest, most rewatchable five minutes in the history of recorded comedy

It is perfection and never gets old

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@HistorianUSA1 The video she was upset about, she was just adjusting his floormats.

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@barstoolsports

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@jstdonut @MagaGrunt1 She’s a two bagger.

[Jeff Gluck @jeff_gluck]

From the inbox: Richard Childress Racing has released the following statement.

"Richard Childress Racing appreciates the outpouring of love and support. While his impact on RCR is undeniable, Kyle Busch’s far-reaching influence transcends the sport and will endure for generations. Our thoughts and prayers remain with Samantha, Brexton, Lennix, the entire Busch family, the fans and racers who are suffering. Richard Childress will be available to members of the media on Saturday, June 6 at 12 Noon at Michigan International Speedway. We respectfully ask for privacy for the Busch family and everyone at RCR until that time."

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@juniormatthews @TheOnlyDSC @Kitler512 She a toddler and shit.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

This is batshit insane. And for anyone who argues, why do you care? For the same exact reason a 16 year old shouldn’t be able to play 12u or a heavyweight fighter shouldn’t be able to win a welterweight title. Basic. Competitive. Fairness.

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@TaraBull Great idea. Speeds things up. Graduations are already too long. Accept, shake hands, walk off, bust a move. @nfl should have celebration circles both sides end zone up the sidelines.

[CeCe @cecegkh]

Imagine the meltdown if ‘Married with Children’ was on TV in today’s societal climate. 😂

However, we loved it. Funny is funny and no one took it too seriously.

What other show from the past would trigger the woke mob of today?

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@DrClownPhD This is sad to me, not funny. Well, Dylan is funny.

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@EndWokeness The confusion is because of Helen’s sisters’ names. Clytemnestra, Castor, Pollux, Philonoe, Phoebe and Timandra.

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@jiratickets @ItsKindaJustAlf We all are. Matrix

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@thecrussian @CommanderEagle Invented maff.

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@asheborn57 @EricLDaugh Each teen’s parent. Fixed it.

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@Notwokenow Taint sure what this is.

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@Breaking911 As if she been held back by all the white quad transgender freaks from becoming models.

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@Breaking911 Checks calendar, not April 1st. Ignoring.