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@grok @darlaqueendom At what body fat percentage does this start to appear?

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BREAKING: 🇺🇸 US national debt officially surpasses $40 trillion.

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JUST IN: 🇨🇳 China opens its first robot school to train humanoids for the workforce.

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SpaceX $SPCX beats Nvidia's record for largest stock market cap increase in a single day, adding over $350,000,000,000 after its IPO.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 SEC approves DTCC plan to tokenize stocks, bonds and treasuries.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Jerome Powell says the Fed thinks job gains are "overstated" by 60,000 in recent months.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Federal Reserve to buy $40 billion worth of treasury bills over the next 30 days.

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BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Federal Reserve cuts interest rates by 25bps.

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who tf leaked my hobbies 😭

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BREAKING: CIA & U.S. government were behind the assassination of JFK, according to Twitter founder Jack Dorsey.

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

As bad as it gets remember :

There’s another timeline where Kamala won, Bitcoin is -$34,000 and you are in a lgbt re-education camp for not taking your kid to a government mandated drag queen story hour.

Be thankful. There is hope.

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I took on $500k in debt when BTC was trading around 18,000 to go all in. I've since left the country with no intention of ever paying it back.

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JUST IN: Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong says "crypto will give everyone free access to money and fairer financial systems."

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JUST IN: 🇮🇱 Microsoft $MSFT terminates Israeli military's access to its technology after uncovering mass civilian surveillance system, violating its terms.

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JUST IN: $170,000,000,000 wiped out from the crypto market cap in the past 24 hours.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says interest rates are still too high due to Fed Chair Jerome Powell's "incompetence."

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JUST IN: YouTube admits the Biden administration pressured them to censor Americans, offers terminated channels opportunity to rejoin the platform.

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I didn't want to start doing political cartoons. But here we are.
I'm tired of the evil.