Eric Roberts

Dictionary Definition of Disappointment. Also the roommate of Arthur the Axolotl

[Eric Roberts @LyleERoberts]

I accidentally liked one of Trumps tweets. I don’t know who I am anymore

[Eric Roberts @LyleERoberts]

@rachaelroberts_ Drink it

[Eric Roberts @LyleERoberts]

I have never had a macaron

[Eric Roberts @LyleERoberts]

Oberon is gross

[Eric Roberts @LyleERoberts]

Is Kit Harrington really that smooth or did someone at HBO shave his butt? #GameOfThrones

[Eric Roberts @LyleERoberts]

@PresleyLune Murica’

[Eric Roberts @LyleERoberts]

I think Ray Charles should replace Chris Davis @Orioles

[Eric Roberts @LyleERoberts]

This Is The New Shit still gives me chills when I hear it #music

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I see that you are on the job and presidential, as always.

[Eric Roberts @LyleERoberts]

@hitRECordJoe Yes

[Eric Roberts @LyleERoberts]

Who gets a neck tattoo as their first/only tattoo?

[Eric Roberts @LyleERoberts]

I wonder if any actor/actress that had to wear extensive makeout or prosthetics for a role ever banged someone in costume. Cause I I find Karen Gillian so much hotter in her Nebula getup 😬#ThursdayThoughts

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Trump is so scared of the Mueller report being made public, you’d think it was his tax return.

[Eric Roberts @LyleERoberts]

Do you think Captain America only does missionary?

[Eric Roberts @LyleERoberts]

Tinder date left halfway through a movie cause she wasn’t feeling it. I don’t wanna finish this movie but it’s too late to start another. #FuckEverything

[Eric Roberts @LyleERoberts]

Do you think Peter Pan has sex with the lights off so his shadow doesn’t watch?

[Eric Roberts @LyleERoberts]

Should I move to Ohio? I dunno. Life is crazy and I’m inebriated #SaturdayThoughts

[Eric Roberts @LyleERoberts]

Maybe now is the time to make that big move I was thinking about #wednesdaythoughts

[Eric Roberts @LyleERoberts]

North Dakota States coach is dressed like the CEO of a startup tech company #MarchMadness

[Free Folk Memes @FreeFolkMemes]

RIP to a real one

[Eric Roberts @LyleERoberts]

In one week I’ll be back in BG getting drank #impatient