Lyle Lewis @LyleLewis - Twitter Profile

about 13 years ago

Dear Friends, have just learnt that my account has been "invaded". I have not posted any tweets- those showing are from the dirtbag not me

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over 13 years ago

http://t.co/m2rRKK3R OH SHIT! I just ran over an emo kid! Quick! How do you tell if theyre dead on the outside, too?!

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over 13 years ago

After 5 vodka and Red Bulls, you start wearing your Lindsay Lohan costume. http://t.co/METvAODs

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almost 14 years ago

Good morning beautiful breasts of my neighbor. How did you get inside these binoculars? http://t.co/y0TcOLFA

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almost 14 years ago

Can I legally change my name to the same name, but with a bigger font? http://t.co/FgkYgr98

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almost 14 years ago

Haters gonna hate, potaters gonna potate. http://t.co/FgkYgr98

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almost 14 years ago

http://t.co/Nm9GD8Cu This hotel has the worst mini-bar. All the little bottles of booze taste like shampoo.

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Lyle Lewis