Kyle Tougas

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[Cade Thompson @Cade4ISU]

Sometimes all of them

[Mike Smith @mikesmith187]

*Insane deadline looming over my head*

me: feels like a good time to watch this 3 minute sped up video of a dude mowing someone else's lawn.

[JeffMossDSR @JeffMossDSR]

If I was Yzerman I’d give Larkin a list of three things he could lick:

1) My ass
2) My balls
3) My taint

[Mr Wiac @MrWiac4476]

30 minutes left, Victory formation

[Neet @neet_sol]

Mom: "Move out"

Boss: "Work harder"

Blackjack dealer: "Welcome back sir"

[NaToSaphiX @NaToSaphiX]

Why is this so funny 😂

[mao_wow @realwow_mao]

pissmogged an old man at the urinal today. i felt so bad bringing so much power against such a vulnerable opponent… but that is the game

[bobby @bobby]

👨🏻 guys, i need to get something off my chest. in 2004 i was driving drunk and ran over a wonan with my truck. not a day goes by that i don't think about her. i'll never forgive myself.

🤠 wonan

🐵 did this mf just say wonan

⠀⠀⠀⠀steve changed the group name to wonan

[DJ @djstweets]

Hey Rory, guess this swing

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life

[️s @big_sam_atari]

"Forgive me, Father, for I have dripped."

[Barry Carter @Barry_Carter]

Me 2 seconds after my Aces get cracked

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

time flies. feels like just yesterday he was getting whooped with a tree branch

[Verbal Riot @verbalriotshow]

As a human being... I'm repulsed.

As a betting man... I'm intringed.

[Ben Cundall @kenbundall]

2/2: A few minutes pass and I turn away from the table and can’t believe my eyes, Ozzy Osbourne is walking towards us!

Except it wasn’t Ozzy Osbourne, it was the elderly gentleman’s wife 😭

Oops

[JT @jiratickets]

The plan?