Lyle P. Munchwell

Climageddon Professor @ Bob Jones University

[Lyle P. Munchwell @LylePMunchwell]

@Suzierizzo1 Omg these Fortune 500 companies work with Immigration customs enforcement! What will we ever do besides be aware and bitch about it on twitter😢😢😢😢😢😢!!!

Suzie… find a hobby

[Lyle P. Munchwell @LylePMunchwell]

Nothing like a couple smug looks from some ugly women to start the day… eh gentlemen?

[Lyle P. Munchwell @LylePMunchwell]

@nwhsbarstool @jamesgilmo11606 sending hate from the entire state of Iowa, you’re a sick fuck

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

Yesterday, I adopted the oldest, sickest, most broken dog in the shelter. I’ll never forget the look in his eyes. When I walked up to his cage, he didn’t even look up—he was used to being ignored. Curled up in the corner, he had accepted his fate. The volunteers kept asking me, “Are you sure about this one? Are you sure?” Without hesitation, I said, “YES! This is my dog.” When the cage was opened, three other animals fell out, but I went straight to him. Suddenly, he looked up at me as if he were seeing an angel. I wrapped him in my arms and whispered, “You’re going to be happy again.” He fell asleep in my lap—perhaps the first peaceful sleep he’d ever known.

Give them a chance. Give them love. They need us.

[Lyle P. Munchwell @LylePMunchwell]

Slide to summit. It’s going to be a motion picccyyyy you fucking weapons.

#tourrod

[Lyle P. Munchwell @LylePMunchwell]

Take away wil lutz captain badge. And make sure he knows that its WILL and not WIL. That dumb fuck cost us the game.

[Lyle P. Munchwell @LylePMunchwell]

Just walked out to grab my friggin McNuggets. DoorDash driver sniped a pic of me grabbing my food. Terrible way to end the night. #godfuckingdamnit

[Lyle P. Munchwell @LylePMunchwell]

There really is nothing like dropping a hot brown steamer in the women’s bathroom.

The men’s bathroom is out of order.

[Lyle P. Munchwell @LylePMunchwell]

Just saw a blind girl walking out of the movie theater?

[Lyle P. Munchwell @LylePMunchwell]

Lyle here,

This upcoming weekend has had an unmeasurable amount of anticipation

I’d like to compare myself to a hound dog on the first day of hunting season… I’m yanking at the FUCKING chain.

[343 @UnscriptedFooty]

10. The video that had the internet in a chokehold�

[Paul🥷 @l4pablo]

This heat wave got people walking around like Hellboy ☀��

[Lyle P. Munchwell @LylePMunchwell]

@FongShiaw I remember the days leading up to my final exam to get my masters in the field of climageddon.

[Lyle P. Munchwell @LylePMunchwell]

@SmelvinHCrank Cheers

[Lyle P. Munchwell @LylePMunchwell]

@HTinniswood9603 was the next choice for @budlight behind Dylan Mulvaney.

[Lyle P. Munchwell @LylePMunchwell]

Can anyone relate to this:
Do you ever play ball games… with yourself? #zoinks @SmelvinHCrank

[Lyle P. Munchwell @LylePMunchwell]

Just went to brueggers and the guy took my order, I said thanks sir. He then pointed at his name tag and said “It’s Larry.” #fucklarry

[Lyle P. Munchwell @LylePMunchwell]

Good day to get a game a badminton going. #freemelly

[Lyle P. Munchwell @LylePMunchwell]

@corneliusorange has minority shares in Long John Silvers.