SIMMONS: "Alright, we're coming to you live on Thursday night for an emergency World War III pod. Russillo, Israel really did it! They really threw a chainsaw in Iran's hot tub - Netanyahu is on a bender right now!"
RUSSILLO: "Bill, when I first saw the news of the Iran strikes I was like are we really doing this?? Now, don't get me wrong, even though I voted for Trump I don't agree with everything he does, but he and Bibi seemed to really differ on this. I came away more impressed by the strikes Trump didn't launch"
SIMMONS: "Let's check-in on FanDuel - they moved the odds that the Israel-Iran conflict turns into a new World War to +500 from +700, I still think that's a sneaky good bet. And does Iran have some 'nobody believes in us' energy here??"
RUSSILLO: "Look, when I saw OPEC+ raise their oil output each month since April even when we launched 150% tariffs against China I was like wait, what?? You're OK with oil at $55? But now with oil back above $70 after these strikes it make sense, it just does. I'm just annoyed NASDAQ futures are down so much, I might have to sell my boat if this keeps up"
SIMMONS: "Alright, let's take a break. And when we get back, Russillo and I snake draft the Top 8 Middle East conflicts of the last 7.5 decades"
RUSSILLO: "C'mon Bill you always spring these on me!"