Lyli 🌹🍆

19o | 🇺🇸 | I like to say what I think :3

[Lyli 🌹🍆 @Lylihyr]

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[Larissa ♥️🍆 @Larissa3n]

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[Elena ♥️🍆 @Elena1anne]

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[Carole ♥️🍆 @Carlos_kdl]

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[Chloe 🌹🍆 @Chloe7owh]

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[りこ @riko__money]

貯金ほぼ無い状態で
結婚した人っているんですか？

[安堂ひろゆき/FlightUNIT @drunkenAndo]

税務署で一生恨んでるのは
会社が本当に苦しい時にクライアントが助けて入金してくれた直後に税務調査入って
「これ前受金ですよね」って税金持っていかれたやつ
数百万だったけど、その時本当に金無くて困ってたし前受金じゃないですよって説明したけど持ってかれて
銀行借入でなんとか税金払って（銀行はこういうのはすぐ貸してくれる）、結局前受けじゃないし過払いだから後で帰ってきたやつ
税務署マジ許さん

[Busby 🏁 @MrBusby4o8]

Watching “Civil War” and I still don’t view that movie as a Captain America movie.

That shit is an Avengers movie.

[Swig 🇺🇸 @OldRowSwig]

The Perez Hilton video is maybe the worst thing I’ve seen on the internet since the ISIS execution videos… shits insane.

[物欲子（ぶつよくこ） @poziko_okane]

首吊った画像見てしまった、、、、
容姿も可愛くて、立教卒で賢いのに、、
キャバ嬢で居た方が幸せだったのかな

[Ayesha 🌸 @Ayesha_diaries1]

After-work sex in 1995:
• Both of you exhausted from the office
• Missionary under the covers, lights off
• Five minutes of friction and done
• Roll over and sleep
• No talking, no toys, no leftover energy
After-work sex in 2026:

[やまねちゃん @yamane_ou]

👩ラブホに入ったけど
セックスに同意するとは言っていない

👨‍🦱5年付き合ったけど
結婚に同意するとは言っていない

[Marcela Quintero @Marcela252016]

Siempre me he preguntado que es lo que realmente te impide pasarte de una sala de cine a otra después de terminar una película

[Lyli 🌹🍆 @Lylihyr]

@interserver Dm

[InterServer @interserver]

Interserver VPS Hosting

[sizzurp @coughsyrupzzz]

Y’all sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me king slime

[NI @KisssmyyK]

This boring ass planet no aliens, dragons or giants just dumb ass people & bills

[chay @cinemaeri]

why do teenage boys always hang out in such huge groups? like why are there 7 of u ur not a kpop group😭

[Lyli 🌹🍆 @Lylihyr]

@cinemaeri Thanks

[mark normand @marknorm]

An erection is basically a protein bar for a vampire

[soom ★ @soomtm_]

went to a cafe i frequent and saw two of my friends and just sat at their table and started ranting about my job not realising they're on a fuckign DATE WTF