Nurse Bacon Strip

I wrote a funny tweet once..
..............you can spank me, but I will just ask for more.

[Nurse Bacon Strip @LynLeL]

I've been seeing a incredibly incredible person who makes me laugh
I'm positive I'll Fuck it all up before I can hit Send on this tweet...

[Favstar.fm 1000★'s @favstar1000favs]

@LynLeL Congrats on your 100★ tweet! http://t.co/ZaT5fXUmYX

[Nurse Bacon Strip @LynLeL]

Actual Text I just received...Ummm, have You been drinking?
My friends are so silly..
Fuck, it's 10am...Of Course I've been drinking!

[Nurse Bacon Strip @LynLeL]

Ummmm......HELLO grasshopper @icehead13!
****wipes drool from chin****

[Nurse Bacon Strip @LynLeL]

PLEASE TELL ME THAT MEANS TATTOOED, MUSCLED UP AND PERFECT @icehead13?! <3

[Nurse Bacon Strip @LynLeL]

I missed you to my grasshopper @icehead13..I'm glad U carried on without me...FYI, my love for you will Never die!

[southpaw ☘ @_SetTheHook_]

I'm at my most Navy Seal Team Six when avoiding someone I know out in public.

[southpaw ☘ @_SetTheHook_]

Easy, tiger. Twitter don't pay the bills.

[bullets and beer @ousted_frm_hell]

I don't want your fears to keep you from me
I wanna face them with you
I want to spend our lives wondering why we waited so long

[bullets and beer @ousted_frm_hell]

I'd take your pain, and make it mine

Twist it into beautiful scars

Tattooed and worn proudly, for everyone to see

[Sam @SufficientCharm]

Seems like a good night to get drunk and give out awards to inanimate objects around the house

[Sam @SufficientCharm]

She's so perfect. Hold my brain while I fuck this up

-Men

[Sam @SufficientCharm]

"Whatever, I know what I'm doing"

-Me, about to fuck something up.

[Cherye @Clanopath]

Whoever came up with the McDonalds 30 second guarantee, must've known my ex.

[S͠u͠mmer B͠r͠eeze ⚢ @moonlightglow4]

Oh me? I'm just over here admiring you from a distance..

[Nurse Bacon Strip @LynLeL]

I haven't been on in a month @steviethek...I have been doing stuff...Weird...lol

[Traylor Parker @TraylorParker]

Whispering under my breath, “No one reads my crappy tweets anyway.”

*turns twitter TL into P90X journal*

Day 5: Did Kenpo X butt nekkid!

[Nurse Bacon Strip @LynLeL]

Who's going to bring me and my sis @num8ernerd more wine...or at the very least, bail money?!

[Nurse Bacon Strip @LynLeL]

Rhetorical question.....thanks though..